Took my iguana Ralph to the vets, he's very lethagic and hardly gets up anymore.

Apparently he has a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frumpbumble
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Neck it Ralph
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πŸ‘€︎ u/leO-A
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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When Ralph loses his horse
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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Dadjoked by boyfriend while watching Wreck it Ralph

So tonight my boyfriend, roommate and I are watching Wreck it Ralph with some friends. We're about a half an hour in and we are at the scene right before Venelope throws the medal into the funnel thing(?). King Candy is currently throwing candy to the audience members who are made out of candy.

Guy Friend: Wait. So. They're made out of candy, but King Candy is giving them candy to eat???

Boyfriend: Yeah. They're candybals.

Roommate and I dissolve into a fit of giggles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Chuckles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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Watched Wreck-It Ralph last night. I think it should be this sub's official movie youtu.be/cGAPM2Vo4Yw?t=5s
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenclayrooster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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My Wife and I were watching Disney+ and it started to lag.

My Wife: Is it frozen? Me: No, it’s Wreck It Ralph.

She’s 19 weeks pregnant, I can feel the dad joke wit rising!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacKlompus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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My Dad and I were in the elevator at work

My dad works on the 7th floor (of a 7 floor office building) and I work on the 5th. However, a guy quickly got into the elevator since he didn't want to wait for the next one. The guy chooses the 3rd floor and gets off when it's his floor. My dad looks at me and says "I didn't want to say anything but this elevator is quite odd today."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBaconator1990
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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Math Problems (X-post r/tumblr)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyimhayley
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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Invisible Man

I was walking past a bookstore with my father in law today. He looked in the window and saw a display of books that featured Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison. My FIL said, "I tried reading Invisible Man years ago and I don't know, I just couldn't... I didn't really..." He struggled for words.

"You couldn't see the point?" I prompted with a grin.

He continued on for a moment till he saw me wagging my eyebrows and it hit him. I feel like I made him proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuillofNumenor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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In response to informing my dad that there's going to be a sequel to Frozen.

"Will it be called Defrosted?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nighthawks42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2014
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I wish characters from Disney animation would explain current events to me.

I'd love to see Brexit Ralph.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saith_Cassus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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A massacre occurred one day in the town hall....

Everybody wearing Polo, Nike, Ralph Lauren, ect. was killed. After the cops came the they found one survivor and asked him " How'd you survive son?"

"I was wearing under-armor" he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siddis76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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Crossing Star Wars and Men's clothing, a rare breed of dad joke

Me: The new Star Wars villain's name is Kylo Ren

Dad: Yes his father is Ralph Lo Ren

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boogaz
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