Romeo! Puns

One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis

You can’t elope!

"Enter Juliet From Behind"

Can't-elope.

Turns out that it was a play on word.

Cant-elope.

I mean it’s all italian to me.

Because it cantaloupe

1. Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.

2. Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.

3. That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.

4. One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together

5. Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.

He asked the coach, “What number shirt am I?”

The coach said “Wear four out there, Romeo”.

I don't know he's probably still Romeoing about

Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, oh wherefore r•τ Romeo?

Which one should I pick:

Snape kills Dumbledore or Luke, Darth Vader is your father or ???

He tossed me a little bottle of pills and said "take these, they're homeopathic pills for muscle pain. "

I told him, "Dad, I don't do homeopathic stuff."

Dad:"Well once you take these and feel better you can take a girl on a date."

Me:"What does that even mean?"

Dad:"That's called romeo-pathy"

Dear God this joke made the pain worse.

I was recently cast in a production of Romeo and Juliet. My Dad texted me asking when the show was.

Dad: Date for Romeo?

Me: Juliet, duh.

Down on his farm, Old MacDonald was hosting his annual talent contest amongst his animals and announced that, this year, the theme was Shakespeare.

All of his livestock had been busily and excitedly rehearsing because they knew that 1st prize was to be a gigantic gazebo festooned with flashing electric lights, a glitter ball, a speaker system and turntables.

Competition was fierce; the chickens performed Othello, the horse chose Hamlet, the sheep Romeo and Juliet and the cow performed Richard III.

After much deliberation, the farmer and his wife ordered a hushed silence and announced: "Cow is the winner of our disco tent."

..One’s a Corona virus and the other’s a Verona crisis.

One is Coronavirus and the other is a Verona Crisis!