Riley Puns

A list of puns related to "Riley"

My father’s name is Lee. My name is Riley.

As a kid, if I ever said the word “apparently”, he would interrupt to shout “A Son Riley!”

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👤︎ u/Rtech
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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[Baba O’Riley comes on] Son, do you know who sings this song?

Who?

Kid knows his music

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📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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My Jalen Hurts Dad jokes based on the Oklahoma move. (For the sports fans)
  1. Huh Oklahoma seems like an OK move for him.
  2. Aw man I hate Oklahoma never thought he would Stoopsolow.
  3. Well I guess the news was going to come out Sooner or later.
  4. Not surprising I heard multiple reports Lincoln him to the Big 12.
  5. I bet Oklahoma fans are Riley happy today.
  6. (The obvious one) this move really Hirts Alabama’s title chances this year.
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👤︎ u/coffeegrounds55
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Listening to the radio with Dad as a child

"Baba O'Riley" by The Who begins to play.

Dad: Do you know who plays this song?

Me: Who?

Dad: Yep.

Me: Who plays this song?

Dad: That's right.

Every damn time. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

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👤︎ u/jjk35
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