These are my sons, Ravioli and Rigatoni...
I used to have another son, but unfortunately he pasta way
How did the spaghetti say hello to the rigatoni?
Que Pasta?
What's a crane operator's favorite pasta?
Rigatoni
Pastafarians can never make it in Broadway
Everyone thinks they'll rigatoni
Have you seen the latest Italian Musical?
It was so good, it won a rigatoni.
What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?
Rigatoni.
What kind of pasta do questionable Broadway actors eat?
Rigatoni
What do you call a piece of tube-shaped pasta that watched too much anime?
Arigatoni.
What type of pasta cheats to win an award for its Broadway musical?
Rigatoni
The Mafia put a bomb in my friend Tony Tagliaβs TV set. Heβs not happy.
They rigatoni tagliatelle
3 pasta puns
What do you call it when the Italian Mafia fixes the awards for the best musicals?
Rigatoni.
What do you call it when a plate of bow tie pasta falls off of a skyscrapper?
Farfalle.
What's James Bond's favorite pasta?
Mini penne.
How did the pasta noodle win an award for being a great playwright?
Because he rigatoni.
What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win?
Rigatoni
What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?
Rigatoni.
