These are my sons, Ravioli and Rigatoni...

I used to have another son, but unfortunately he pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavy8
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How did the spaghetti say hello to the rigatoni?

Que Pasta?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoDragonsPlz
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What's a crane operator's favorite pasta?

Rigatoni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megatronJERK
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Pasta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechnoNinja27
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Pastafarians can never make it in Broadway

Everyone thinks they'll rigatoni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3athandr3birth
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Have you seen the latest Italian Musical?

It was so good, it won a rigatoni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/picturelife
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What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?

Rigatoni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastJoe
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What kind of pasta do questionable Broadway actors eat?

Rigatoni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
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What do you call a piece of tube-shaped pasta that watched too much anime?

Arigatoni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
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What type of pasta cheats to win an award for its Broadway musical?

Rigatoni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
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The Mafia put a bomb in my friend Tony Taglia’s TV set. He’s not happy.

They rigatoni tagliatelle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoddyFlenders
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3 pasta puns

What do you call it when the Italian Mafia fixes the awards for the best musicals?
Rigatoni.

What do you call it when a plate of bow tie pasta falls off of a skyscrapper?
Farfalle.

What's James Bond's favorite pasta?
Mini penne.

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How did the pasta noodle win an award for being a great playwright?

Because he rigatoni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinfinitejaguar
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What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win?

Rigatoni

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What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?

Rigatoni.

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