Richie Roberts Puns

Seriously if these two guys can take down Jordan Belfort and Frank Lucas then there must be some one out there who fights for what is right . This shit has been going on for too long and they are not even hiding the manipulation anymore ..

Not a big Ebay guy so I figured I’d ask here, please get in touch if you have either. Thanks!

Now I might be in the wrong area for this kind of post, but am I the only one who thinks John Horvat and Robert Richie (America Needs Fatima and FTP) needs to chill his homophobia down a bit? I mean every time something slightly progressive happens, an email comes with a title like "OUTRAGEOUS - Gays Kissing Near Church" (semidramatic example) and they write a post about how it is an attack on God, Mary, Jesus, or Catholicism. Whatever happened to God loving everyone equally as we are made in His image?

We will likely end up on his next email: BLASPHEMY - Gay Redditors Mock Christianity!

As an adult, Tozier is taking a walk through Derry, readjusting to his old surroundings, and comes up on the Paul Bunyan statue. This is when he finally remembers how Pennywise appeared and scared him when he was a kid. As an adult, he sees the statue come to life again, turns and looks, and it's not Paul Bunyan; it's Pennywise, but he's 20 feet tall with a super bass voice.

Richie frightens It by coming up with a new one of his Voices, this one "Mr. Jiveass Nigger Voice." And he says in the voice, "Git off mah case you big ole honky clown! No shit an no shine, muhfuh! I got d'walk, I got d'talk, and I got d'big boppin cock! I got d'time, I got d'mine, I'm a man wit a plan an if you doan shit, you goan git! You hear me, you whiteface bunghole?"

Now this is just me fantasizing, but RDJ doing his Lincoln Osiris voice from Tropic Thunder! Tell me that wouldn't be fucking great!

Glasgow Warriors: 15. Josh McKay, 14. Kyle Steyn, 13. Sione Tuipulotu, 12. Samuel Johnson, 11. Cole Forbes, 10. Ross Thompson, 9. Ali Price (c), 1. Jamie Bhatti, 2. George Turner, 3. Zander Fagerson, 4. Scott Cummings, 5. Richie Gray, 6. Matt Fagerson, 7. Rory Darge, 8. Jack Dempsey.

Replacements: 16. Johnny Matthews, 17. Oli Kebble, 18. Enrique Pieretto Heiland, 19. Kiran McDonald-Seran, 20. Robert Harley, 21. Tom Gordon, 22. George Horne, 23. Duncan Weir.

Exeter Chiefs: 15. Stuart Hogg, 14. Jack Nowell, 13. Henry Slade, 12. Ian Whitten, 11. Tom O'Flaherty, 10. Joe Simmonds, 9. Jack Maunder, 1. Alec Hepburn, 2. Luke Cowan-Dickie (c), 3. Sam Nixon, 4. Jonny Gray, 5. Jonny Hill, 6. Dave Ewers, 7. Sam Skinner, 8. Sam Simmonds.

Replacements: 16. Jack Yeandle, 17. Ben Moon, 18. Patrick Schickerling, 19. Don Armand, 20. Jannes Kirsten, 21. Sam Maunder, 22. Harvey Skinner, 23. Tom Gilbert-Hendrickson.

Drinking rules.

1. Exeter score a pick and go try - 1 finger of your drink.
2. The Gray brothers get into a massive bust up - 2 fingers of your drink.
3. Dan Fish appears from nowhere and scores a worldie try - finish your drink.
4. Bonus drinking rule - thread or comms mention the fog - 3 fingers of your drink!

(Up-To-Date as of January 15, 2022)

January 7, 2022

(WIDE)

The 355 (Action/With: Jessica Chastain, Lupita Nyong'o, Diane Kruger, Penélope Cruz/PG-13/2 hr 4 min/Universal Pictures/d: Simon Kinberg/Wide)

(LIMITED)

See For Me (Thriller/With: Skyler Davenport, Kim Coates, Jessica Parker Kennedy, Laura Vandervoort/1 hr 32 min/IFC Films/d: Randall Okita/Limited)

January 14, 2022

(WIDE)

Scream (Horror/With: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Marley Shelton/R/1 hr 54 min/Paramount Pictures/Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett/Wide)

(LIMITED)

Who We Are: A Chronicle of Racism In America (Documentary/With: Jesephine Bolling McCall, Gwen Carr, Tiffany Crutcher, Carolyn Payne/PG-13/1 hr 57 min/Sony Pictures Entertainment (SPE)/d: Emily Kunstler and Sarah Kunstler/Limited)

Belle (Animation/With Kaho Nakamura, Ryô Narita, Shôta Sometani, Tina Tamashiro/PG/2 hr 1 min/GKIDS/d: Mamoru Hosoda/Limited)

A Cops and Robbers Story (Documentary/With: Gesley Alexis, Corey Bressant, NiiAdu Clerk, Gerina Davis/1 hr 24 min/Greenwich Entertainment/d: Ilinca Calugareanu/Limited)

The Pink Cloud (Drama/With: Renata de Lélis, Eduardo Mendonça, Helena Becker, Girley Paes/R/1 hr 45 min/Blue Fox Entertainment/d: Iuli Gerbase/Limited)

January 21, 2022

(WIDE)

The King’s Daughter (Action/With: Pierce Brosnan, William Hurt, Benjamin Walker, Kaya Scodelario/PG/1 hr 30 min/Gravitas Ventures/d: Sean McNamara/Wide)

Redeeming Love (Drama/With: Abigail Cowen, Tom Lewis, Famke Janssen, Logan Marshall-Green/PG-13/2 hr 14 min/Universal Pictures/d: D.J. Caruso/Limited)

(LIMITED)

The Tiger Rising (Family/With: Dennis Quaid, Katharine McPhee, Queen Latifah, Madalen Mills/PG/1 hr 42 min/Variance Films/d: Ray Giarratana/Limited)

January 26, 2022

(LIMITED)

Compartment Number 6 (Drama/ With Yuriy Borisov, Seidi Haarla, Yuliya Aug, Dinara Drukarova/R/1 hr 47 min/Sony Pictures Classics/d: Juho Kuosmanen/Limited)

January 28, 2022

(LIMITED)

Charli XCX: Alone Together (Documentary/With: Charli

Hey guys,

So with the new Floyd getting all NFC chems due to the playoff promo, and Jordan Whitehead getting all team chems period (you're welcome if this is news to you!) sleuths on here discovered that Rodger Saffold will be getting all AFC chems and a new 93 overall, most likely for part two of the universally panned Playoff promo.

With that you can see how many points the 94 will be over the 91 should you upgrade him and it appears that Saffold will have 93 strength to go along with 94 pass block and 97 run block. Again this is speculation and the final stats COULD change but going off these numbers here is how he would stack up as a LG, RG, and LT should you use his positional chem to change where you line him up based off your own team needs:

First the natural position of Left Guard:

Pass Block:

You might be surprised with some of them:

. Richie Aprilie, the actor who played him David Proval is of Romanian Jewish ethnicity

. Meadow, Jamie Sigler who played her is Jewish

. AJ - Robert Iler is German and Irish

. Livia Soprano - Nancy Marchand was of French heritage

. Angie Bompensiero - Played by Toni Kalem who is Jewish

. Camella's mother and father were both not Italian, the father was played by Tom Aldridge and the mother by Suzanne Shepherd

That is all I can think of

This is a list of acts that are potentially playing OSLs 2022. I intend to update this list via edit from now until the lineup drop. If you want to add someone to this list just comment below and I will modify the list and credit your handle next to the edit. If you want to find someone in particular quickly I suggest you use ctrl F.

The list is seeded by user suggestions, predictions, and festivals with historically consistent crossover. All festivals used to seed the list have a 5 act or greater share rate over the course of the last four years.

• Festival Key:

• Ok = Okeechobee: March 3rd-6th

• Co = Coachella: April 15th-17th & 22nd-24th

• Ha = Hangout: May 20th-22nd

• BC = Boston Calling: May 27th-29th

• Fo = Forecastle: May 27th-29th

• GB = Governors Ball: June 10th-12th

• BKS = Best Kept Secret: June 10th-12th

• Bo = Bonnaroo: June 16th-19th

• RW = Rock Werchter: June 30th-July 3rd

• Lo = Lollapalooza: July 28th-July 31st

• Os = Osheaga July 29th-31st

• Fi = Firefly: September 22nd-25th

POTENTIAL HEADLINERS

• Abba (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• AC/DC (added by /u/sconce2600 on 11/2/21)
• Adele (added by /u/marblebluevinyl on 11/1/21)
• Aerosmith (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• Arcade Fire (added by /u/mik3l16 on 11/2/21)
• Beyonce (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• Billy Joel (added by /u/bababooey7789 on 11/1/21)
• Bruce Springsteen (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• Bruno Mars (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• Dead & Company (added by /u/jeemsta on 11/3/21)
• Diana Ross (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• The Eagles (added by /u/Drugba on 11/6/21)
• Eminem (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• Fleetwood Mac (added by /u/musicfestivelguy94 on 11/4/21)
• Frank Ocean (added by /u/emilyinstantly on 11/2/21)
• Genesis (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/1/21)
• Green Day (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• Harry Styles (Co)
• Imagine Dragons (RW) (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• J. Cole (Bo)
• Jay-Z (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• Jonas Brothers (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• Justin Timberlake (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
• Kanye West (Co)
• Katy Perry (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21

TUF China

Sky Dragons

Ning Guangyou: 2-2

Yao Zhikui: 1-3

Zhang Lipeng: 2-2

Albert Cheng: 0-1

Fu Changxin: N/A

He Jianwei: N/A

Wu Qize: N/A

Fu Ziyi: N/A

Li Jinying: N/A

Total: 7-8 (46.7% win rate)

Flying Lions

Yang Jianping: 0-1

Wang Sai: 1-1

Wang Anying: 1-1

Rocky Lee: 0-1

Dong Xin: N/A

Zhu Qingxiang: N/A

Allen Chong: N/A

Shih Liang: N/A

Yong Shun: N/A

Total: 2-4 (33.3% win rate)

Total Combined Record: 9-12 (42.9% win rate)

TUF The Smashes

Team UK

Norman Parke: 5-3-1

Colin Fletcher: 0-2

Brad Scott: 3-5

Mike Wilkinson: 2-2

Brendan Loughnane: 0-1

Luke Newman: N/A

Valentino Petrescu: N/A

Bola Omoyele: N/A

Michael Pastou: N/A

Total: 10-13-1 (41.7% win rate)

Team Australia

Robert Whittaker: 14-3 (Note: He accounts for 88% of his team's wins)

Benny Alloway: 1-2

Manny Rodriguez: 0-1

Grant Blackler: N/A

Patrick Iodice: N/A

Richie Vaculik: 1-3

Ben Wall: 0-2

Xavier Lucas: N/A

James Vainkolo: N/A

Total: 16-11 (59.3% win rate)

Total Combined Record: 26-24-1 (51% win rate)

TUF Nations Canada vs Australia

Team Canada

Chad Laprise: 6-4

Elias Theodoreau: 8-3

Olivier Aubin-Mercier: 7-5

Nordine Taleb: 7-5

Kajan Johnson: 4-3

Sheldon Westcott: 1-2

Matthew Derosches: N/A

Luke Harris: N/A

Total: 33-22 (60% win rate)

Team Australia

Jake Matthews: 10-5

Vic Grujic: 1-3

Richard Walsh: 2-4

Dan Kelly: 6-4

Brendan O'Reilly: 1-3

Chris Indich: 0-2

Zein Saliba: N/A

Tyler Manawaroa: N/A

Total: 20-21 (48.8% win rate)

Total Combined Record: 53-42 (55.8% win rate)

Rankings (by win percentage):

Percentages are rounded up to the nearest whole, or nearest tenth. In case of a tie, the nearest hundredth will be considered. In case of percentage tie, number of combined UFC fights for all the fighters in a season is considered.

1. Season 21: ATT vs Blackzillians (69.8%)
2. Brazil Season 2 (60%)
3. Season 1 (57.8%)
4. Season 7: Team Rampage vs Team Forrest (56%)
5. Season 27: Undefeated (55.9%)
6. TUF Nations: Canada vs Australia (55.8%)
7. Season 24: Tournament of Champions (55%)
8. Season 13: Team Lesnar vs Team Dos Santos (53.6%)
9. Season 14: Team Bisping vs Team Miller (52.8%)
10. Season 15: Live (52.5%)
11. Season 3 (52.4%)
12. Latin America Season 1 (52.1%)
13. Brazil Season 3 (51.6%)
14. Season 5 (51.5%)
15. TUF The Smashes (51%)
16. Brazil Season 1 (50.9%)
17. Season 17: Team Jones vs Team Sonnen (50.6%)
18. Season 16: Team Carwin vs Team Ne

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Last update: January 8th

Welcome to the Bonnaroo 2020 2021 2022 rumor and confirmation thread. With artist tour dates starting to pop up and festival lineups dropping for 2022, we can get a decent picture of who may be there and who is likely not going to be there due to conflicting dates

Before we begin, here's a quick look at 2019, 2018, 2020, and 2021 Rumor and Confirmation threads.

BONNAROO DATES: June 16th-19th

Please include links to the rumor or confirmation if possible.

Typically speaking, Bonnaroo doesn't have artists come back to back each year. That being said, this has been everything except typical.

Any help you guys can get is appreciated. The majority of the finds are done by you all, with that being said let's go over a couple ground rules, same as last year. I may not include every artist that gets mentioned - if I don't add your pick don't be offended. Also, I'm only one person, I'll try to update this post as much as possible - just be patient. The bigger the name, the more likely it's going to be added, especially the "OUT" section.

Also, HUGE shout out to /u/SimeonsDilemma, I'm using this format from a few years back, and of course the mods for keeping this place one of the best music festival communities on the internet.

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Here is a quick guide to the different categories in this thread:

Confirmed: (Roo clues with indisputable answers, Artist confirmations, Bonnaroo confirmations)

Semi-Confirmed: (Roo clues with unclear answers, Leaks, Info from reliable sources)

Rumored: (Second hand sources, "I talked to a guy involved with the band")

Speculative: (Open tour dates, in the area, no tour dates in radius within timeframe)

Unlikely

what are your rankings of the ghostfaces?

mine are: amber freeman scream 2022, jill roberts scream 4, billy loomis scream, mrs loomis scream 2, stu macher scream, richie kirsch scream 2022 , mickey altieri scream 2, roman bridger scream 3, charlie walker scream 4,

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

*** spoiler ****

First of all, I enjoyed a lot. I knew before watching it who were the killers and lemme just say that it wasn’t obvious as someone said.

First of all, it was the first time in the series in which the killers blame each other (the scene between Amber/Richie) and others blame them (Dewey accusing Richie).

I loved the tension during the movie, the fact that it doesn’t have a low moment (all the deaths are calibrated as well during the movie), differently from scream 1 which have like 30-35 mins without killing.

I loved the killers, I think that it was just perfect. Amber was gorgeous, and a great psychopath. I think that the actress (Mickey) did what Emma Roberts wasn’t able to do. I loved her acting since she was revealed as a killer: her face, her mimic, she was so perfect. On the other side I really love also Richie as a killer. Ok, maybe is a clichè that the boyfriend turns out to be a killer but in this case it was really difficult to be predicted according to the fact that most of the killing were done by Amber. Congrats to Jack Quaid which gave a big performance!

I agree with those that say that the third act is really rushed, I think they did this choice in order to get the viewer confused about identity’s killer. Things goes on so speedy so that you can’t really understand who is missing, you don’t have the time to reflect.

I love Jenna, I think she did the greatest job here. I liked Melissa too. They did a great team.

The only things that I critic are:

• I would like to have more interactions in the finale bewtween the 2 killers. I would have preferred to understand better their relationship .. DON’T know, maybe a kiss, something disturbing;

• I think Vince’s death shouldn’t be cut;

• Liv and Chad (Maybe Mindy too) should have one more scene

A few months ago, a dive into Grant Hill's Wikipedia page got me wondering. How many active teammates did he have? Curiosity piqued, I went from there and scanned over all NBA Hall of Famers and compiled their active teammates. And then did it with baseball. The NFL, with their much larger rosters, was a bit frightening, but here it is at last! First, a few ground rules.

A. Each player must have either played this year, or be on the injured reserve. No free agents, so players like Larry Fitzgerald were disqualified from this exercise.

B. Practice Squad DOES count. Tahir Whitehead played with Calvin and he's on a practice squad this year, I counted him. On the flip side, TO only played on the Seahawks practice squad in 2012, but I still counted the Hawks teammates.

C. Finally- I'm anything but perfect! I skimmed over all these rosters over a few hours, and I'm sure I missed a few here or there. Only caught Broncos Brett Kern, Steelers Brian Hoyer and Falcons Dustin Colquitt at the last moment. If you see where I erred, don't be afraid to correct me- I also used the rosters on Wikipedia, because Football Reference is murderously slow, so that might not capture the full season. Anyway, the players!

1. Ed Reed, with 27. Nick Folk, Demario Davis, Nick Bellore, Sheldon Richardson, Oday Aboushi, Geno Smith, A.J. Bouye, Kareem Jackson, Jon Weeks, Randy Bullock, Whitney Mercilus, Ben Jones, Brandon Brooks, Duane Brown, J.J. Watt, Ryan Griffin, DeAndre Hopkins, Case Keenum, Joe Flacco, Tyrod Taylor, Pernell McPhee, Josh Bynes, Jimmy Smith, Morgan Cox, Justin Tucker, Sam Koch, and Anthony Levine.

2. Charles Woodson, with 25. Derek Carr, Latavius Murray, Taiwan Jones, Amari Cooper, Lee Smith, Rodney Hudson, Gabe Jackson, Denico Autry, Justin Ellis, Shelby Harris, Benson Mayowa, Mario Edwards Jr, Khalil Mack, Malcolm Smith, T.J. Carrie, Garrett Gilbert, Jon Feliciano, Jack Crawford, Aaron Rodgers, Randall Cobb, Greg Van Roten, Mason Crosby, Casey Hayward, Bryan Bulaga, and Mike Daniels.

3. Champ Bailey, with 20. Malik Jackson, Von Miller, Chris Harris Jr, Aaron Brewer, Matt Prater, Derek Wolfe, Danny Trevathan, Brett Kern, Ryan Griffin, Mark Ingram, Kenny Stills, Jimmy Graham, Cameron Jordan, Senio Kelemete, Terron Armstead, Thomas Morstead, Brandin Cooks, Akiem Hicks, John Jenkins and Willie Snead.

4. (Tie) Calvin Johnson, with 19. Matthew Stafford, Ameer Abdullah, Michael Burton, Eric Ebron, Cornelius Lucas, Riley Reiff, Laken Tomlinson, Kerry Hyder, Josh Byn

I'm a little bit confused at some (its only a smaller portion of the comments here) reactions to the "implausibility" of Amber in particular being that vicious.

But watching it the kills she (likely) did (not sure what the consnesus is on which Richie and Amber were repsectively responsible for), she got the jump on people each time (Dewey who was already physically weakened; Wes, the shock shooting of Liv, etc.), but was also shown to be vulnerable when attacked even by an injured Tara and by Gale/Sidney when she was not able to get the jump.

So how is that unbelievable or that big of a stretch? It doesn't really matter what your size/sex is; if ya gettin' got from behind or shot from a distance that really doesn't matter (how could it?) as long as you have the jump. (See: Emma Roberts in S4 only able to get Dewey because she hit him with the bedpan from behind, and got Sidney because Sidney was hooked up in a hospital bed and yet even then we saw them take her out).

Richard "Richie" Hawtin is a British-Canadian electronic musician and DJ. Hawtin was among pioneers of the Minimal techno movement that emerged in the early 1990s, where he represented a "second wave" of American producers, such as Daniel Bell, Robert Hood, Jeff Mills, Carl Craig, Kenny Larkin, and Mike Banks, associated with Detroit techno.

Plastikman is the most famous project of Richie Hawtin. The project began after Hawtin had reached acclaim under various monikers including FUSE, and Elements of Tone. The first Plastikman record, the Sheet One album (Plus 8/Novamute), was released in 1993 and quickly developed a following among audiences interested by its convolutions and distortions of electronic music paradigms as well as followers of the development of Detroit techno. His live shows heavily utilize the Roland TB303, which Hawtin has modified and uses in unexpected ways. Recent renditions of the project have been further brought to life using enhanced visual projection mapping. Hawtin has been recently teasing the return of this project for 2022!

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Hey guys!

Sorry for any delay on this, was vacationing the past week so I was off the grid when all these cards came out. A brief overview, we have a few great cards, a few good ones, a new budget beast TE that will release today, and a FB that you'll never take out of your lineup.

Left Guard:

Pass Block:

Run Block:

Hey guys, so lots have been said about the playoff program and while I did have my comments as well, I think I'll just leave it as EA couldn't have tried harder to mess this up if they simply didn't release a program in the first place. At least then we wouldn't be left with the travesty of what we got instead.

Now I will say the ToTY nominees are just batshit and clearly EA is picking names out of a hat that like Stephen A. Smith gave them because "he's a smart guy." Honestly the guys were solely based off name recognition. I mean how else can they justify Armstead at LT (8 games all year) Boles (who was the definition of average and ranked lower than Jonah Williams according to PFF) Norwell who was a turnstile or Bulaga who didn't even fucking play this year? It's insane who they chose and an insult to actual good linemen.

ToTY should have gone this way:

• LT- Trent Williams. Simply a historic year for Trent, there was no better offensive lineman in the league this year
• LG- Bitonio- Yes we got a ltd version but it should have been a ToTY. He was the best LG in football and frankly his run block should equal his pass block. What EA doesn't realize is that the Browns scheme is heavily reliant not on the pulling guard in Teller, but more on the guy who allows Teller to be successful and that is Bitonio. See on those pulls Bitonio essentially has the more difficult task of a seal block in order to free up the opposite puller. If you think about it like the puller is going through a door and needs to connect with the defender outside of it, Bitonio is the one who needs to open that door. If it's closed because he doesn't hold the outside blocker off and seal that edge then it doesn't matter what the puller does. That's why the responsibility goes to Bitonio.
• C- Creed Humphrey- Best center in the league and the guy on draft night last year I was screaming for the Ravens to get. Oklahoma has produced some good to great linemen over the years so when you're the best in that room that's saying something. It's why it wasn't a shock to see Chase do so well this year. When you're on a squad with Justin Jefferson and Terrance Marshall and you're clearly the better WR then you know you're the top guy. Same for Creed.
• RG- Zack Martin- Well he's a big name so EA got it right I suppose. As they say a broken clock is right twice a day.
• RT-Tom Compton- There's a reason why the run game in SF was so good this year, and frankly most years. Compton was who E

Hey guys so with this new Tony Boselli vs Taylor Mays selection I've seen a lot of back and forth on who to select and why. Mays is 6'3 and fast at FS so that seems like the move, but I'm sure you could guess who my pick will be. Reason being is that by years end we're lucky if our favorite squad has 3 great O lineman, let alone 4. So the fact that Tony Boselli gets a secondary chem FOR EVERY OFFENSIVE LINEMAN POSITION is reason enough to select him for your team. I'll go into why this is so important below, but really this card will most likely be the best center we ever get this year.

So here is how Tony stacks up as a LT right now at his various levels

Left Tackle:

Pass Block:

Left Tackle:

Pass Block:

Run Block: