As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself:
"This really takes me back".
Plant Got Back - Sir Mix-a-lot
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?
Because you don’t turn your back on family.
For those who don’t know what a power plant is
When you know your trees ready to plant.
What did the vegan say when they ate a plant based chicken nugget?
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
What does a plant do when someone close to it dies?
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.
My uncle worked in a can crushing plant...
His job was soda pressing.
I’m saving money for bushes to plant around the yard when my career is over...
It’s my retirement hedge fund.
I had nothing to do so I thought of personally mixing the small leaves of a low-growing aromatic plant of the mint family.
But I knew I’d end up with too much Thyme on my hands
Decided to plant mums this year.
How do you clone a plant?
Dad puts the car in to reverse and thinks
I hope no-one is behind us
What do plants like to relax on?
Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed....
My wife came home with a big bunch of flowers and says where would you like me to plant them.
I said I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips.
What happens when you drive a Subaru in reverse?
Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
I want to tell you about a girl that ate plants
but you've probably never heard of herbivore!!
What manufacturing plant produces everything?
What do you call a plant that’s been mutated by nuclear radiation?
Why are plants more likely to change sex?
Because theres less stigma to stamen.
What time should you tend to your plants?
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas.
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
It must be my lucky day! I found a plant that says it supports learning about a son of Norseman Erik the Red!
Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!
What kind of guard only protects plants?
I recently wrote a paper about erotic photography of plants
I successfully crossbred a human and a coffee plant
The first human bean is here
looking for plant & clothing/accessories related puns
I planted a few hostas around my house, and now they've gotten so big that they've completely outgrown all my other decorative plants.
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself....
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself....
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
You cannot plant flowers..
My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed....
Every time I put my car in reverse.
*Puts car in reverse*
You know, this really takes me back
No, you can't plant flowers
I told my wife she can't plant any flowers
Because she hasn't botany.
You can’t plant flowers...
...if you haven’t botany.
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