Long live Rudolph the red
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
Snoopy AKA Snoop dogg AKA the Red Baron has been spotted flying his Dogg house today. It is understood that he defeated his enemies in one fell snoop.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What's red and smells like blue paint??
Which red is the hardest to see?
One Night a Viking named Rudolph the Red told his wife, It’s going to Rain...she asked how he knew...
Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear
(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))
If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released
Why do nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood
A joke about communism isn’t funny unless...
What is black, white and red all over?
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer?
It’s a non-prophet organization.
My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
Red wine and fish don't mix....
I trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.
After the exodus through the Red Sea, Moses's staff could no longer perform miracles, and still he kept it beside him the rest of his life...
...he just couldn't part with it.
People who dye their hair red
Suffer from ginger dysphoria
Did you hear about the violent crash between the red ship and the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned!
How old are you when you start liking Red wine?
What's the difference between red and blue thermometers?
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
wish all red flags were as obvious as those
Almost all garden gnomes have red hats
What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!
The other day, I thought my blue car had turned red
But it was just a pigment of my imagination
Why do they sell red wine reduction in stock pots?
Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.
My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: “Ugh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”
“That was pepper spray.”
Got me!
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
Does this pun believe here ?
A Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said
“It looks like it’s going to rain” his wife said how do you know?
He replied “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear....
What's blue and smells like red paint?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
I’ve trained my dog to bring me red wine.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
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