Her: Hi, I'm Rebecca!

Dad: Are you sure?
Her: Haha, yes, I'm positive!
Dad: Positive? I thought JUST SAID you were Rebecca?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My wife got hot by my dad joke

She's got the girls coming round to night. I asked who is coming. "Oh, Rebecca, Stacie and Denice". I reply "if Denise is here where is De Nephew?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dazz316
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