All I got ...

My father had a demolition business ... it blew up in his face.

My father's career as a racing driver was going really well, then he hit a brick wall.

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📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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Praying at the dinner table

Dad: "Oh Dear Lord, baby Jesus!"

everyone laughs while my sister-in-law looks confused

Me: "It's from Talladega Nights."

Sister-in-law: "Huh, never seen it."

Dad: "Well, it's pretty racey!"

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📅︎ Oct 06 2013
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