Unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way! Unique up on it!
But it just wasn't my forte'.
The rabbit says to the bartender, “I think I’m a typo.”
"What.... am I boring you?"
A receding hare line
The whole family is in shock.
One’s a fit bunny and the other’s a bit funny
Jerry Atrick.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
Theres so msny people just dying to get in.
It was udder destruction
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
There's a warren out for his arrest!
It's a hare-raising tale
Then again, I get where he’s coming from.
It was udderly destroyed.
He made a rabbit a peer.
A receding hairline
(shoutout to a client of mine who gave me this banger)
a fox, a rabbit and a bear need to serve their fatherland, but they dont want to, so they make a plan. The fox thinks, wat if we cut of my tail, they think its a good idea, they cut of his tail, he goes on inspection, comes cheerfully back with the news that he didnt need to go in the army, then the rabbit thinks, wat if we cut my ears of, because i dont have a long tail. They think its a good idea, they cut hiw ears of, the rabbit goes on inspection, and also comes cheerfully out with the news that he doesn't need to go in the army. then they think for the bear, his tail is too short, and his ears are to short. The fox thinks, wat if we smash out his teeth. The bear thinks about it, abrees, they smash out his teeth, and the bear goes on inspectoin. he too comes cheerfully out, woohoow, i font neef to fo, i fas to fat!!!
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
A hatrick!
Hot cross bunnies
Apparently now it’s dull and pointless
is nothing scared any more?
But the kids still get in.
(#1 will shock you!)
Utter disaster.
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
Hip Hop
Because people are dying to get it!
This is one my dad said literally every time we drove past the grave yard near my hometown.
I guess it's worth a shot.
Bugs Bunny
A lady came up to me and said 'Aren't you going to stop them?'
I said 'No. That's not my stile.'
I told them I don't carrot all for rabbit jokes
A receding hare line.
A receding hare line.
The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo”.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?" "I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A receding hare line
The rabbit looks at the priest and preacher then says "I think I am a typo".
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
...the nurse asks the rabbit, “what blood type are you?”
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a type O.”
