My dog’s girlfriend broke up with him today
I guess you could say he’s having a ruf day
Puppy bowl puns
So I’m reffing a local puppy bowl (where a bunch of puppies up for adoption play “football” with each other). As the ref I need to say funny football puppy puns whole time such as “ruffing the passer”. Any ideas on good football puppy puns? Thanks.
My dog leads the NHL in penalty minutes.
He’s always ruffing.
