Two minutes for ruffing.
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👤︎ u/meatfrappe
📅︎ Sep 02 2017
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My dog’s girlfriend broke up with him today

I guess you could say he’s having a ruf day

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📅︎ May 22 2020
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Puppy bowl puns

So I’m reffing a local puppy bowl (where a bunch of puppies up for adoption play “football” with each other). As the ref I need to say funny football puppy puns whole time such as “ruffing the passer”. Any ideas on good football puppy puns? Thanks.

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👤︎ u/Tribebro
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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My dog leads the NHL in penalty minutes.

He’s always ruffing.

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👤︎ u/pompstomp
📅︎ May 26 2018
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