My computer didn't send an email with a .rar file.....

And I said that's so .RARe

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👤︎ u/jorgeDVM
📅︎ May 31 2016
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What do you call someone who can conjure up compressed files?

A source-a-rar.

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📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do you call a 19 year old that turns 20 while in quarantine?

A quaranadult

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📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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The best dad jokes are nerd-dad jokes - for that extra dose of lameness.

Once, I asked a monster what his favourite file compression format was. He said "RAR!"

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👤︎ u/lachiemx
📅︎ Aug 29 2013
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The greatest dad joke I've ever made

So a year or so back, my family is eating dinner at a restaurant that serves bottled soda. I'm drinking a Coke. Now, this is back in the day when the "Share a Coke" campaign was a huge deal, so mine said "Share a Coke with Juan."

After a few moments, my sister looks at me and says, "LinkRar, you need to share that with Juan." And without missing a beat, I quickly reply,

"But (sister name here), I have no JUAN to share it with."

My sister did not like it very much.

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👤︎ u/LinkRar
📅︎ Feb 17 2018
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