Rock Against Racism Puns

A list of puns related to "Rock Against Racism"

Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?

The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono

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👤︎ u/supra_elongata
📅︎ May 12 2021
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Rock bottom
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👤︎ u/Theo19555
📅︎ Jun 23 2021
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What do you call racism against Asians?

Discriminasian

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Mt. Rushmore rocks!
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👤︎ u/cREDBARON
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
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What rock group consists of four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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👤︎ u/tumalditamadre
📅︎ Jun 27 2021
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I (Australian dad) have been playing chess remotely against my primary school pen-pal (from Czech Republic) for almost 2 decades. I finally beat him yesterday!

Czech mate!

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👤︎ u/Sassaphras
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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What's the difference between a mime and a large rock?

One's a little timid, one's a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/jacencross
📅︎ Jun 19 2021
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Rock bottom
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👤︎ u/barman_borman
📅︎ May 01 2021
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What's a rock guitarist's favorite cheese?

Anything that shreds

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👤︎ u/whoisanime
📅︎ Jun 19 2021
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When you are at rock bottom in life...
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👤︎ u/DavidDavid314
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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I saw a sign that said falling rocks...

so I tried, and it doesn't.

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👤︎ u/logicson
📅︎ Jun 01 2021
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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👤︎ u/Available_Reindeer32
📅︎ Jun 22 2021
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What do you call a rock that was ejected into space?

Meteoleft

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👤︎ u/cowworshipper
📅︎ Jun 12 2021
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New father here.

Our newborn was sleeping on my chest yesterday. She woke up crying. "Woke up on the wrong side of the dad huh?" I said. She stopped crying.... Felt good.

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👤︎ u/FuzzzyLogic
📅︎ Jun 11 2021
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Whats it called when you destroy a ton of rocks?

Geocide

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👤︎ u/LocalPlatypus994
📅︎ Jun 25 2021
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My brother was waying his two rocks…

But the scale wasn’t turning on so my dad said

“Son you don’t need to way them, you can clearly see there two stone”

We all burst out laughing

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👤︎ u/BobJum12
📅︎ Jun 25 2021
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In Russia there is no racism

Only Sergey-gation

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👤︎ u/ApocalypticCheeto
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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I listen to Australian rock way too much...

It's always INXS.

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👤︎ u/sjmaeff
📅︎ Jun 09 2021
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My friend was on a hike and the trail was covered in rocks and boulders when he started feeling a sharp pain in his kidneys.

He started to feel better after he passed the first stone.

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👤︎ u/iwasthere4iam
📅︎ Jun 11 2021
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What does someone say when they like rocks?

geology rocks!

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👤︎ u/Chaos31509
📅︎ Jun 13 2021
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it is against the law to pester and bother the large aquatic grass eating animals

this is considered crimes against hugh manatee

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👤︎ u/H-DaneelOlivaw
📅︎ Jun 26 2021
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Rock bottom

If you hit the butt of The Rock (Dwayne Johnson), haven't you hit rock bottom?

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👤︎ u/InfernoBlaster8
📅︎ May 25 2021
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rock and roll puns are so lit.
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👤︎ u/Comprehensive_Fox_79
📅︎ May 13 2021
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Did you hear about the lawsuit against the lingerie factory?

They’re being sued for gross negligee-nce

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👤︎ u/tedshif
📅︎ May 27 2021
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I wanted to go rock-climbing on Saturday but my best friend hated the idea.

He made the whole day very anti- climb- atic.

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👤︎ u/Bbew_Mot
📅︎ May 24 2021
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What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?

STP

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👤︎ u/linkvideo
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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I once raced against a Photographer in Finland

It was a Photo Finnish

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👤︎ u/the_bad_juju
📅︎ May 14 2021
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A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...

Mo-roccan.

This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.

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👤︎ u/sneakymooseattack
📅︎ May 21 2021
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my little Rock Band
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👤︎ u/HatsAndStringCheese
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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Did you hear that a rock formation called Darwin's Arch collapsed in the Galapagos Islands?

Guess you could call that the work of Natural Selection!

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ May 19 2021
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I’m voting for the Rock for president..

Dwayne the swamp!

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👤︎ u/LTenaciouSD
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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David Schwimmer of Friends once had an opportunity to try out for the Olympics but decided against it.

He didn’t want to be an Olympic Schwimmer.

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👤︎ u/keyrover
📅︎ May 30 2021
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What do you call it when you slap a rock without consent?

Aggravated Basalt.

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👤︎ u/MercuREEEEEEE
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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Going to a rock concert is a near-deaf experience
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👤︎ u/WyvernKid93
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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Mt oldest is getting to be pretty good at using my own jokes against me when I'm not expecting.

Kid: Hey dad, look at that! (Points with his finger to something off in the distance.)

Me: (Looking in direction he's pointing) What? Where? I don't see anything.

Kid: (Still pointing) Right there, look, you see it?

Me: (Still looking, getting annoyed that I don't see it) WHAT? What is it??

Kid: (Holding up the same finger) It's my finger!

I have been doing this to him recently and it always gets him. I love that he's able to totally get me with it now.

Edit: MY oldest, not Mt oldest. Not sure what the oldest mountain is, but it probably isn't as funny as my oldest kid is becoming.

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👤︎ u/flash17k
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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What do England need to win against Croatia?

Itch-guard.

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👤︎ u/Dark_Warhead3
📅︎ Jun 13 2021
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I saw a rock that was 5280 feet long

It was quite the milestone

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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R.I.P little rock.
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👤︎ u/Sssansss
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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Rock paper scissors reddit.com/r/memes/commen…
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👤︎ u/_rafacake_
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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I am opening a rock'n'roll-themed Opticians.

I'm going to call it Johnny C Goode.

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👤︎ u/arlinconio
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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Why do people from Norway always win against Englishpeople in tear-shedding contests?

Because crying is gråter in Norwegian.

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👤︎ u/thesag66
📅︎ May 05 2021
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I asked a pianist why he was banging the side of his head against the keys.

He told me he was playing by ear.

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👤︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
📅︎ May 21 2021
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I think my friend might be married to a rocking chair

He always claims that his wife rocks

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👤︎ u/supra_elongata
📅︎ May 11 2021
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The act of christening a ship by breaking a bottle of champagne against it should be called 'Shiptoasting'.
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👤︎ u/BarelyEfficient
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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You know people use a bag of rocks as a metaphor for being stupid....

But it took one stone to figure out the theory of relativity.

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👤︎ u/Cyberohero
📅︎ May 05 2021
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As I drive, I often see signs that say: "Falling Rocks"

Yeah, that's a LIE. Sometimes I even have a hard time getting up afterwards.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore.

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👤︎ u/Papa_G_
📅︎ May 31 2021
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If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt

You officially hit rock bottom

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👤︎ u/joeytherealking
📅︎ May 14 2021
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Geology rocks

but geography is where it’s at

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👤︎ u/streety22
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?

Mt. Rushmore

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👤︎ u/choisays
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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