A list of puns related to "Queen (chess)"
Maybe it's lost i need to check
Because their queen never dies
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
According to the rules the queen protects the king.
SAH Mom as she's standing up: My legs hurt. I don't know if they'll support me. Daughter: How could they support you? They don't even have a job.
I've started teaching the kids to play chess. Mom makes several lame mom jokes about being the "queen" in the game and in life. Later as Mom is watching us play:
Mom: Don't move there. The queen will get you. Daughter: Is that a threat?
Because the queen never dies.
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