What’s long, strong, bendable and has the letters p, i, n, s, e?
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?
*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
Been trying to organize a game of hide-n-seek for my local community
But good players are hard to find.
When I was a kid, my best friend was killed when he rode a Slip n Slide straight into an open manhole.
His cause of death was listed as a sewer slide.
Hide N' Seek
I once knew this kid who grew up in the same suburban cul de sac as I did. He was hounding the kids in our little community to play hide and seek with him, but we were too busy playing tag and cops 'n' robbers to want to change games, and honestly the kid was a little strange.
One time, we were bored on a Sunday and this kid comes around and asks if we wanna play hide and seek. To the kids surprise, we all got up and followed him to this place he knew about called the abandoned airfield.
We had the best time playing with him, but he kept hiding behind one of the hangars and he would always get found first. I asked him why he kept hiding in the same place, to which he responded:
"My dad always said that the best place to hide something is in plane site."
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
I remember that teacher asking me to name something that starts with the letter N that I was not very good at.
Cap’n Crunch and Tony the Tiger are getting married next month.
Don’t laugh, this is cereal.
Fun fact: there are actually 2 ‘N’s in the alphabet...
... l m N o p ... w x y N z
How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
A-buck-an-ear!
Sorry if its not that good.
I am opening a rock'n'roll-themed Opticians.
I'm going to call it Johnny C Goode.
Mate: Aye, the cannons be ready, Cap'n!
Captain: *are
Text adaptation of this
I wish this was my joke.
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?
Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.
No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao
Did you hear about the guy who murdered Cap'n, Tony and Sam?
He's this country's most notorious cereal killer
Why do people in N/A stand in circles and hold hands???
Because they dont do Lines anymore.
Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25
Never take the p out of a pirate.
I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"
I’m thinking of a word. Starts with P and doesn’t have an ending
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
Why did the Pteranadon have a P?
Because it drank water like everything else.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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