What do you call a song by Led Zeppelin about mittens?
What is Santa’s favorite Led Zeppelin album?
I was trying to build a table but the instructions led me astray. I’d love to talk with the person who wrote them…
But I don’t think we share a common language.
In the next Star Wars movie, the Sith will be led by clones of the princess.
It will be a multi-Leia-ed story.
Who led the Israelites through the semi permeable membrane?
Back in high school I led a movement to eliminate some of the alphabet's unnecessary letters. Our first target the 25th letter.
Social distancing has led to Hooters offering delivery to your door.
They’re changing their name to Knockers.
Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane?
A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
Why did Led Zeppelin have record sales in China last year.
Because the government declared a rock down.
My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".
Sorry for going on a tangent
Not many know this, but Chewbacca actually led a double life as a boxing champion.
He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.
The called him the Jabberwookie.
Led Zeppelin ran a laundry appliance business.
They were called the Dryer Makers.
It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
There were many factors that led to the mutiny on the HMS bounty in 1789. The most significant grievance was that:
They ran out of paper towels.
I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.
General Kitchy-Kitchy just led a military coup!
So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:
Dammit autocorrect!
I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!
I regret every decision I’ve made that’s led to this moment.
Being cooped up in the house for so long has led me to attempt new hobbies. As an example, I'm currently studying how to adapt French phrases to describe the situation.
You could say it's my maison d'être.
My friend always wears this jacket which has LED lights stitched onto the back.
He is such a LED-back person.
I took my friends watch that had an LED flashlight on it.
Now it's my time to shine.
At the slaughterhouse, the cows were beginning to form bonds with me before I led them to be murdered...
I guess Stockyard Syndrome is real!
I put LEDs on her engagement ring
Her face lit up when I proposed
My brother had an interview for a mall Santa in another town. His GPS led him astray and he missed it.
I think he was a lost Clause to begin with.
Breaking news: An Army battalion led by Miss Muffet fails to reach Syria.
Apparently there were Kurds in her way.
My grandmother led a great life so we made sure to cremate her
You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
Hear about the dieter who ate an LED?
Hey, they only wanted a light meal.
I guess the need to measure kings is what led to the ruler.
Why don't LED's weigh very much?
There's a nearby red giant star, and the people that lived around it are insectoid until their prophet Moses led them away to a system that's still inhabitable.
They're called the beetle jews.
The outlaw was being led to the gallows, then when he got there, he noticed the rope was missing...
he thought to himself, 'no noose is good noose'
I was led to believe a kipper was a species of fish...
... but it turns out that was a dead herring.
So we were installing new LEDs in our living room
Me: "Man, these lights are so bright, they will make you see our place in a whole new light!"
My friend groaned, but his gf didn't get it, so he had to explain the pun. After he explained it.
Me: "I guess you could say you LED her to the punchline."
I was listening to Led Zeppelin's hit song "No Quarter" with my daughter.
My son asked me, “What was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, “Led Zeppelin”.
My son: Who?
Me: Yes, they were good too.
Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane?
Who led the Jewish people through a semi permeable membrane?
Son: Dad, what music did you listen to growing up? Me: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Me: Yeah. I liked them too.
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