Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CirothUngol
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I let my cat outside today but when I started listening to Daft Punk she rushed back inside

I guess she is more of a house cat

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...

They appreciate feedback.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'

You might remember our flyers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Have you heard about the lumberjack/chic-punk new songstress?

Cindy Logger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeekBill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Punk crocs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skane110
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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There is a punk-metal band called Pangea what is it called when the band breaks up?

Continental Drift.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Listen, punk. If you don't think I'll break your other arm...

You've got another sling comin'

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Johnny used to be a punk rocker in the 80’s. Now his kids are grown, he makes crocks at the pottery and loves to write jokes and puns.

He’s come full circle, he’s a pun crocker.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Some punk just spray-painted the word β€œwrong” on every floor in the Empire State Building.

That’s wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I saw some kids dressed "steam punk" today.

In their defense, it is the healthiest way to serve punk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaceInTheCloudz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I wrote an article on punk music and my dad commented...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WattersonBill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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What do you call a punk band full of dads.

Pop punk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onthedown_lough
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Punk Rock
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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What do nazi punks read?

MAGA 'zines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d0k74_j0n35
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What note does a punk hit effortlessly while singing?

The anarch-E.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I asked my dad if we should listen to Daft punk again...

He said One More Time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desperatetim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Did you hear about the punk rock knife

It's really edgy... But only to a point...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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"Steam Punk"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLe99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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What’s a Bostonian onion’s favorite punk band?

Good Shallot

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Daft Punk's "Around The World"...

Is so revolutionary.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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What do punk rock pirates use to open locked doors?

An-arr-key!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2016
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Post-Punk.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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The Avengers must really love Daft Punk

They were up all night to get Loki

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2015
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Name a punk band that only sings lies

Alternative Facts

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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What's Thor's favorite Daft Punk song?

Get Loki

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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Whats a dad joke's favourite punk rock band?

Groan Day.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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