Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
I let my cat outside today but when I started listening to Daft Punk she rushed back inside
I guess she is more of a house cat
You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...
They appreciate feedback.
I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'
You might remember our flyers
Have you heard about the lumberjack/chic-punk new songstress?
Cindy Logger
There is a punk-metal band called Pangea what is it called when the band breaks up?
Continental Drift.
Listen, punk. If you don't think I'll break your other arm...
You've got another sling comin'
Johnny used to be a punk rocker in the 80’s. Now his kids are grown, he makes crocks at the pottery and loves to write jokes and puns.
He’s come full circle, he’s a pun crocker.
Some punk just spray-painted the word “wrong” on every floor in the Empire State Building.
That’s wrong on so many levels.
I saw some kids dressed "steam punk" today.
In their defense, it is the healthiest way to serve punk.
I wrote an article on punk music and my dad commented...
What do you call a punk band full of dads.
Pop punk.
What note does a punk hit effortlessly while singing?
The anarch-E.
I asked my dad if we should listen to Daft punk again...
He said One More Time
Did you hear about the punk rock knife
It's really edgy... But only to a point...
What’s a Bostonian onion’s favorite punk band?
Good Shallot
Daft Punk's "Around The World"...
Is so revolutionary.
What do punk rock pirates use to open locked doors?
An-arr-key!
The Avengers must really love Daft Punk
They were up all night to get Loki
Name a punk band that only sings lies
Alternative Facts
Whats a dad joke's favourite punk rock band?
Groan Day.
