I don't think the surge protector on my toaster is working...

Whilst I was making crumpets it told me to wake up, asked why I don't put on a little makeup, why did I leave the keys upon the table..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murrian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and we’re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?

Sir Anwrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_without_wax
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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This screen protector is in cracking shape!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gam1ngChair
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Son to Dad: I desperately need some pocket protectors

Dad to Son: Yeah, you and Russell Wilson both

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ideomattic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I think the pocket protector is underrated

It's near and dear to my heart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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The whole family got new phones. All of us bought Otter Boxes to protect our investment, except my teenage daughter who got a Hello Kitty cover with no screen protector.

It was a worst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acemask
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Protector of words

If it was possible to be a protector of the spoke pun, i would be the worden

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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WARNING! Your PC isn't protected and you are susceptible to Trojans!

Download GREEK Protector today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpongeWTF
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do you call a bodyguard for System of a Down?

A Serj protector.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tahlwyn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2015
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