She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
Big Farmer
Because nun of them are in it for the money.
They took a huge slice of the profits
Too much overhead
.."nut for sell"
It’s textbook Economics.
The mafia can turn a profit!
I guess you can say the crack has been wiped out clean
A painter is desperate and bids low for a contract to paint the outside of a church. He figures he could still make a profit by adding water to the paint. He wins the contract.
He goes out one sunny day and after a long day's work, he finishes. Thunder cracks and the rain washes away the paint. A voice from the sky booms, "Repaint and thin no more!"
The iPhone sixcess
She said it was a non-prophet organization.
A profit!
My Vietnamese is pho profit.
They had a great piss-cal year
501-C3PO
Dad: [pointing up at tall trees] “See those trees? Kid: “yeah?” Dad: “How much will you give me if I take off my shoes and jump over them?” Kid: [looking up at the trees] “There’s no way! A billion dollars!!!” Dad: [takes off shoes, puts them on the ground in front of him, jumps over shoes] “Pay up!”
Because they only make a few scents
Edit: reworded by request
Now I know what it feels like to be taken for granite.
His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.
Have you seen his Electric Revenue?
It will help them make a gross profit.
All they do is talk about Jesus, you think they would be for-prophet.
Only because they're all about the dough.
I think he’s milking it.
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
Dad: Patience is a virtue, especially for Hospitals, that’s how they make their money
Me: OH MY GOD!
My father told me this joke while I was in the ER.
They appeal to a very wide audience.
It’s a high steaks business model
The studio had Large Margins
Or in other words BI-NGO
My dad was talking about salaries of non profit CEOs.
Me:how much does the Alzheimer's association CEO get paid
Dad: he makes 2.7 million a year.
Dad: but I bet they forgot how much they paid him.
Me:facepalm
A while ago, there were some friars who needed to raise money, so they opened up a flower shop. Across the street, there was another flower shop that had already been open for a few years. Afraid of competition, the owner politely asked the friars to sell something else in heir shop. They refused. People liked the new flower shop better, so the first shop’s profits started dropping. Concerned that he might go out of business, the owner of the first shop asked the friars to close their shop. They refused. Some time passed, and the first shop was on the verge of bankruptcy. Desperate, the owner begged the friars to close their shop. They refused again. Then, the owner of the first shop used the last of his money to hire a hit man named Hugh Williams to beat up the friars and trash their shop. He did, and when he was done, he told the friars he’d be back if they didn’t close down. Scared for their lives, the friars agreed, proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent Florist Friars.
Because you know I won’t smoke up all the profits.
Recreational marijuana was just legalized here in the state of Michigan, so my dad just had to make a joke. 🙄
Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.
When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"
