Imperialists Puns

A list of puns related to "Imperialists"

In the 1800s, Imperialist Russia established a little-known colony in what is now Seattle, WA. Its local currency?

Tsarbucks.

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👤︎ u/pknbo864
📅︎ Jan 08 2023
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Why are conservatives against the metric system?

To own the lbs

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👤︎ u/Holiday-Pay193
📅︎ Sep 21 2022
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I remember my Grandfather would always say things to me like “Pints, gallons, litres, cubic inches”.

Which to me, speaks volumes.

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👤︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
📅︎ May 29 2022
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