Prickly pear Puns

A list of puns related to "Prickly pear"

Wife holding up "Prickly Pear Margarita": looks like I'm not driving...

Me: Why?

Wife: I don't want to drive im-pear-ed!

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👤︎ u/bearnakedgamer
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree.

They make a prickly pear.

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👤︎ u/kadunk25
📅︎ May 23 2021
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