Do they all have a lice-nse?
Bunch of beeloaders.
Neither! I’m hungry!
I was visibly uncomfortable as a buzzing, stingy creature kept flying around my head.
Dad: It's not a hornet or a wasp, just let it bee.
"I don't know, do you?"
He laid this one on me
> A Termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bar tender here?"
The village elders looked at him and asked, "Didn't you just start your own religion? Ask your followers instead!"
He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."
The next day he showed up and asked for some bread.
The village elders looked at him and asked, "Doesn't your religion disavow physical needs? Transcend your hunger instead."
He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."
The next day he showed up and asked for some meat.
The village elders looked at him and asked "Doesn't your religion espouse vegetarianism? You should be asking for bread and vegetables instead."
He said, "I already did, but no problem..."
Finally, the elders called the village guards to get rid of that Hungry Buddha Pest.
Hope this is the right sub but this is something I need to share. Do not eat peanuts right now, if you do examine them carefully. There has been a fungus that has infected most of the peanut crops in north America. From the outside they look fine but if you bite into the nut you may notice a small black center. By then it's too late. The black center at early stages can cause digestive issues but if the entire nut is black it can cause failure of the nervous system and respiratory complications. There are pests that have laid their eggs in these plants and tiny microorganisms have developed in these plants. They leech into the fruit causing the black color. Ingestion can cause all sorts of troubles from diarrhea to death. These creatures are fatal. That's why you should always watch out for the creature from the black legume.
A BudaPEST.
Boo-da-pest.
I had to call pest control because we had aunts.
When I got back from the door she asks, “Who was it?”
I said, “It was a pest control company but I told them we didn’t need them because mine is leaving on Monday”
Cause they push that pest aside
We had a door to door pest control salesman that wouldn't leave our front porch. When he finally left, my 10 year old son says, "Man, that guy was bugging!"
It's called boo-the-pest control
It was a pest aside.
Orkin man: have you had any new pest problems since the last visit? Me: nope! Quiet as a mouse! Orkin man: sooo then I should double check..?
