Prevent defense Puns

[Backstory]: my boyfriend has recently taken name puns too far. Trying to trap me into asking who Joe is, who Candice is (Joe Mama, Candice dick fit in ya mouth, etc). So far I’ve evaded his attempts, but I fear his power is only growing. I know it’s only a matter of time before I’m overtaken. I write this in dire fear.

[Request]: I need a name pun as a preventative measure - offense is the only form of defense here. I need to destroy him before he destroys me. I love him, but I have no choice. Please, help me. I need a name pun so complex he’ll never see it coming. I need your help, r/puns.