Request: I need a pun to get back at my boyfriend

[Backstory]: my boyfriend has recently taken name puns too far. Trying to trap me into asking who Joe is, who Candice is (Joe Mama, Candice dick fit in ya mouth, etc). So far I鈥檝e evaded his attempts, but I fear his power is only growing. I know it鈥檚 only a matter of time before I鈥檓 overtaken. I write this in dire fear.

[Request]: I need a name pun as a preventative measure - offense is the only form of defense here. I need to destroy him before he destroys me. I love him, but I have no choice. Please, help me. I need a name pun so complex he鈥檒l never see it coming. I need your help, r/puns.

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馃搮︎ Oct 21 2019
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