I'm starting a new dating service in Prague.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I'm going to Prague next year.
I can't wait to Czech it out.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I have a friend in Prague who I play chess with.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Netflix is suggesting a cool documentary about Prague...
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
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︎ Jul 04 2020
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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︎ May 31 2020
My best friend lives in Prague and is a real chess enthusiast.
I call him my Czech mate.
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︎ May 22 2020
I got punched by a bunch of guys when I was visiting Prague.
They said they were doing a vibe czech
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
When a knight in Prague dons his armor...
...the Czech is in the mail.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
I've heard that Prague is really cool.
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︎ Jul 28 2019
I was buying my groceries in Prague when the manager approached me asking for my proof of citizenship
Being a US national, I wasnβt allowed to use the self Czech out.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
I broke it off with your mother while we were at a restaurant in Prague last week. I was worried it would be super awkward.
Fortunately, the restaurant was used to separate czechs
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︎ Sep 21 2018
I married my girlfriend from Prague.
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︎ Oct 04 2014
Did I ever tell you about the time I put a busload of tourists from Prague on a trampoline?
I bounced a lot of Czechs.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Me: What language do they speak in Prague?
Friend: Czech
Me: Can't you just tell me?
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︎ Dec 09 2017
My Wife told me about the Prague Philharmonic Orchestra, apparently they have good Christmas music
I told her I will Czech them out once December comes
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︎ Nov 09 2018
A Prague-based trampoline gymnastics coach was just arrested for fraud!
Apparently, he bounced a great many Czechs.
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︎ Aug 13 2018
As they say in Prague...
Czech yourself before you wreck yourself
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︎ Aug 19 2018
Divorce attorneys and waiters in Prague have a lot in common
For example, theyβre both often asked to separate Czechs
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︎ Jul 11 2018
Apparently they don't pay by cash in Prague
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︎ Aug 20 2018
The security checks at Prague airport are done by security Czechs.
BTW I originally posted this on shower thoughts but thought you guys might like it too
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︎ Apr 02 2016
Today my wife and I on our honeymoon were headed to Prague on a train from Munich.
Across from us in the train was a very nice older couple from California. We are also American so naturally we got along just fine. As we were towards the end of our trip coming into Prague. The older man across from us looks at his wife and says, "What do you get when you marry a woman from the Czech Republic? A Czech mate". His wife's eyes rolled to the back of her head while my wife and I slowly looked at each other and busted out with laughter. Great way to end the 5.75 hour train ride.
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︎ Oct 03 2015
Our vacation in Prague has come to an end...
... me (not even close to being a dad) to the hotel receptionist:
"We would like to Czech out!"
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︎ Jan 05 2016
A friend was reading the book "Prague -- Then and Now"
I said, "The book should have been called Prague-ress"
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︎ Sep 08 2014
I'm starting a new dating service in Prague
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︎ Jan 01 2021
New dating service launched in Prague!
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I have a friend from Prague who I like to play chess with
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︎ Jan 11 2018
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