A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Repluse
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 31 2020
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The security checks at Prague airport are done by security Czechs.

BTW I originally posted this on shower thoughts but thought you guys might like it too

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HailingThief
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I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.

And a Czech one two, Czech one two.

I know you all think this joke is a repost, but I thought adding this line might be Prague-ress.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
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First death from Everglades pythons

An intern from the University of Prague was studying the breeding habits of Burmese pythons in the Everglades. Park Rangers were notified when he didn't report in at the end of the day. They managed to capture the pair he was studying.

The necropsy on the female python only found a fawn, several rodents, and a couple of turtle.

When they cut open her mate it was a different story. Sure enough, the Czech was in the male.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/flaspike
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Today my wife and I on our honeymoon were headed to Prague on a train from Munich.

Across from us in the train was a very nice older couple from California. We are also American so naturally we got along just fine. As we were towards the end of our trip coming into Prague. The older man across from us looks at his wife and says, "What do you get when you marry a woman from the Czech Republic? A Czech mate". His wife's eyes rolled to the back of her head while my wife and I slowly looked at each other and busted out with laughter. Great way to end the 5.75 hour train ride.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shuttledock
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My Grandpa dropped this one on me just now.

When flying to Prague, all of your bags are Czeched

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/carsonrocks1489
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Just discovered this subreddit, thought I'd share some of my dad's old jokes

What do you call a ballerina from Warsaw?

> A Pole dancer

What do you call a man from Prague on a trampoline?

> A bounced Czech

What do you call an albino man from Prague?

> A blank Czech

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