You've heard that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...

But did you know that in October, the frightochondria is the haunted house of the cell?

^(And the mitochondriana is the powerhouse of the stage.)

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What do you call it when Kublai becomes the powerhouse of the cell?

Mitokhandria

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
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My GF is a powerhouse of puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSexyPatato
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Rihanna is such a powerhouse

MITOCHONDRIHANNA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nisshingeppo47
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Interesting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasticuser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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If I ever go to jail I am making sure I get the nickname β€˜mitochondria’

The powerhouse of the cell

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Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane?

Os-Moses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Mitochondria would be a great prison nickname.

They'd be the powerhouse of the cell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazztronica
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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I went to prison with a guy named Mitochondria

He was the powerhouse of the cell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalegNar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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If I ever go to Prison, I'm gonna change my name to Mitochondria

I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookydooky69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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If you’re ever in prison, watch out for guy named Mitochondria.

He’s the powerhouse of the cell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DummGhahrr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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If im ever sent to jail im going to rename myself Mitochondria

This is to let people know I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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What do Jedis learn in biology class?

"Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Force"

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