In a world where people with superpowers make up 1% of the world population, people with two make up 1% of that 1%. These people born with two superhuman abilities are called squares.

Squares are raised to a second power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru9224
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erubadhron89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Of the world's population

Only 5/3rds truly understand fractions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.

It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Have you heard about the population increase in Ireland?

Yeah, they say it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodatoyota
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What country has the most dense population?

America

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nedmath
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?

Because he was Asp-hider

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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The spread of Covid 19 is based on 2 factors....
  1. How dense the population is.

  2. How dense the population is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?

Yeah, they're calling it global worming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeOfRi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Why does Russia have a declining population?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knittingmonster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What is a spacecraft chock-full of microbes sent to populate the nearest planetary system?

A probe-biotic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FernandoLH95
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?

Deer Abbey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Rumor has it that the Jewish population in India is skyrocketing

Someone opened up a new New Delhi Deli

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Welcome to 21st-letter-of-the-alphabetsville

Population: U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Detail_Main
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a headcount of the prison population?

A consensus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haisoj02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Do you know why asia is so populated?

Because of a rice in food production

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?

It’s capital has been Dublin every year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystad31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Why did the population of yeast grow so rapidly?

Because they bread alot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aroused_By_Turds
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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The egg population is rapidly declining

Be sure to watch out for egg poachers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethanholmes2001
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?

One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people....

......make up 75% of the world's population.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Did you know that 97% of the population is stupid?

Luckily I'm in the other 5%.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Did you know midgets, make a small percentage of the population.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesuscide
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Last night I had a dream that I was responsible for culling half of the living population on Earth.

Then I snapped out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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They say Montana is fairly populated, but it’s actually MT.

(Revising my previous joke)

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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According to a recent survey...

According to a recent survey, 8 out of 10 people agree that they make up 80% of the population.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cosmic_Fox_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Which place in the world is mostly populated by cat-ladies ?

Catalonia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Snipes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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98% percent of the population is stupid.

Luckily I'm part of the 3%!

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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In the age of information, mathematician population is rapidly declining. We all need to make an effort to save them.

Every mathematician counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffymypillows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Statistically, if you take the entire population of the US and cut them in half

they’ll die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddicaPolitician
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Breaking World News

Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming susage and cheese shortage. They are calling it the wurst kΓ€se scenario.

That is all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingOfCurl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why has there been a dramatic decrease in the shrimp population?

There are too many Shellfish Fishermen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panXaXe
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69-nice420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What country capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, every day its... Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowthe_numbers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth

It’s Dublin every day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecuinir
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Which population has the fastest growing population?

Ireland

It's Dublin every year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoDev455
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kachary
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chandan_2294
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Which country has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Did you hear about the population in Ireland?

It’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whyswayy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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COVID numbers are largely based off of two factors
  1. How dense the population is
  2. How dense the population is
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