Polynomial Puns

A list of puns related to "Polynomial"

polynomials (algebraic expressions) are not to be confused with poly gnome meals (food for plastic gnomes)
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👤︎ u/Tananar
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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How did the guy polynomial get the girl polynomial pregnant?

He factor.

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👤︎ u/zizmax_
📅︎ Dec 03 2013
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My geometry teacher has lost his parrot.

Polygon

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👤︎ u/TotallyUnassuming
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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I went to a pirate conference the other day but they refused to serve food to any of the parrots…

It was a polynomial function

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👤︎ u/jeremywarne
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a parrot that hasn’t had any lunch?

Polynomial

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👤︎ u/Frederick_The_Great0
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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Why was Polly hungry?

Because her math teacher said "polynomials."

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👤︎ u/krotomo
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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With great power...

..Comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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Why was Polly hungry?

Her math teacher said, "polynomials."

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👤︎ u/krotomo
📅︎ Dec 11 2015
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