The man who invented autocorrect died today.

To him I am infernally grapefruit.

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If you opened a coffee shop on Polaris, what would customers pay with?

Star bucks.

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I am Iron Man

This morning my fiancé said to me:

“Technically you’re iron man”

Me: “is this going to descend into something about me doing the ironing?” (I was sorting laundry at the time)

Him: “you’re female. Fe is Iron, male is man, therefore you’re iron man”

I rolled my eyes so hard I could see my spine.

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