Whats it like working on a cruise ship?

It has it's ups and downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airhogg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?

Leeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlobbyChong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Did you hear about the cruise ship that got stuck in the Panama Canal with dead people aboard?

They're in a die-er strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Ad by a Scandinavia cruise ship
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What do potheads like drink while on cruise ships?

Hi-C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I just read that the Carnival cruise ship "Glory" crashed into the Carnival cruise ship "Legend"

It left a legendary glory hull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeRocker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What is the best kind of joke to tell on a cruise ship?

A one liner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Tamassran_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. "Captain," one of the passenger asks, "who is that man over there?"

"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Apple have cancelled thier planned cruise ship, the iTanic.

Apparently it kept synching when docked

Edit: I know spelling of 'their' is wrong. Cannot be changed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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My friend met the love of his life when the were both vomiting overboard after a rhinovirus hit their cruise ship...

It was a match made in heaving!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Saw what appeared to be the captain of our cruise ship at dinner

While on a cruise a few months ago, my wife, another couple and I were eating dinner in one of the fancier restaurants. We saw someone in uniform (who looked like the captain) eating dinner with a few others nearby.

Our friend asked "if that's the captain, then who's driving the boat?"

My response, "it's fine, he's got it on cruise control"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSobernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Did you hear about the wine enthusiasts atttacking a cruise ship recently...?

....I heard they were sommelier pirates!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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Did you hear about the red cruise ship and blue cruise ship that collided in the Caribbean?

The survivors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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What do you call a group of comedians standing on the front of a cruise ship?

A deck of cards.

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I once went on a maiden voyage on a cruise ship...

Five minutes later the voyage was no longer a maiden, and I am no longer welcome on the ocean.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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