A list of puns related to "Pointy"
Apparently that's their top story
You should go there if you seek pennants.
A metro-gnome
It was a giant missed stake.
It’s safe to say I hate mice elf
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
except every seven years, when all they do is word play.
It's called Pun Farr.
Because it’s pointless
I can’t wait till it comes out
When he gets there, the Dentist asks, "Are you here for your teeth appointment?"
"No," Dad replies. "I'm here for my teeth alignment. Why would I need pointy teeth?"
It's the speed that does
A pointy point who has no point in pointing
Everybody knows that Vulcans have pointy ears, but did you know that Vulcans have THREE ears?
They have a left ear, a right ear, and a FINAL FRONT EAR!
You can kill someone by throwing this pointy metal star at them?
Ninja: shuriken.
A little boy walked in on his dad working on the PC, his tools scattered about, and a few internal components laying on an ESD(electrostatic discharge) mat.
The little boy went to pick up a part, and asked his dad, " What are those pointy things on the bottom?"
"They're pins."
"Wow, there's a lot of them. How many do they have?"
"Well, there's a few different types, so it depins."
I'd say the jackhammer is at the top.
To which I replied "No, they're the pointy ones."
"I wonder why we have tailbones, they have no point."
"I think they're pretty pointy."
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