Pointy ears Puns

A list of puns related to "Pointy ears"

I can’t even stop that pointy eared tree mouse from stealing my food

It’s safe to say I hate mice elf

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👤︎ u/jcbrnld
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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There's this planet, where the pointy-haired natives never smile, never crack a joke,

except every seven years, when all they do is word play.

It's called Pun Farr.

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👤︎ u/ElizabethHopeParker
📅︎ Aug 19 2016
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For Star Trek Dads

Everybody knows that Vulcans have pointy ears, but did you know that Vulcans have THREE ears?

They have a left ear, a right ear, and a FINAL FRONT EAR!

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👤︎ u/Mikope
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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