Why are plush toys never hungry?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/logicson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Important: Help me name my plush neuron!

I got a plush neuron for Christmas and I’m having trouble coming up with a cute, punny name for it! Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hopere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Baby tried to feed a tennis ball to a plush moose...

9 month old is trying to be generous, and puts teething toys (or anything he can grab) in other people's mouths. It's very nice.

He had one of the dog's tennis balls, and tried to put it in this giant stuffed moose's mouth.

Me to wife: "He seems so concerned that it's not eating."

Wife to me: "Well, he hasn't eaten in years."

Me to wife: "He can't eat any more, he's stuffed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surfrock66
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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My little cousin got a plush pig for Xmas, great uncle couldn't resist

great uncle: you know what they use pig skins for?

silence...

great uncle: oh c'mon, dyou know what they use pig skins for? (looking around the room at this point)

my dad: making footballs?

great uncle: no! holding pigs together! (Proceeds to laugh hysterically)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BohemianPatsody
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says β€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that β€œcreative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My Greatest Pun So Far

I was with a friend in the mall, we wandered into one of those stores where they have cute Japan-ized versions of everything. We were looking at some overly cute plush round pillow-esque versions of Spongebob, Dora the Explorer, and Spiderman.

My friend picks up Dora the Explorer and says "Man, she's not supposed to be round, what is this?" I instantly came back with "Come on man, it's a-Dora-ball."

I was so proud I've been telling everyone and I figured you guys would appreciate it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gimpster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2012
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Dadjoked the girlfriend about a Christmas present

She bought a penguin plush toy as a present and was trying to name it

GF: "What about Icey? Icey the penguin"

Me: "I don't, where is he?"

GF: "Oh noooo"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2014
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I need good squid puns, help please ?

My wife made one of those huge-ass squids plush (search squid plush on google image and you'll get the idea) and I need a good name for it.

I immediately though what better than a good pun ? But I can't for the life of me find a good squid pun, help please ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/packadal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2011
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