Piñata pun
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👤︎ u/ZevireTees
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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What’s the difference between a piñata and a baby

I don’t have a piñata hanging in my basement

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📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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No one at my party was able to break the clown piñata.

IT was hard.

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📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Just got back from the supermarket - there was a guy rushing round the shop who had brought 15kg of paella rice, 5 cases of tequila, 8 sombreros and 12 piñatas.

I thought to myself, Hispanic buying.

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👤︎ u/heilhanson
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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I bought a piñata for my son’s birthday

It was a real hit

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👤︎ u/Dstew94
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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You know the bright side to being a piñata?

People always get hit on

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📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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My wife wants to eat pizza so frequently that it sometimes annoys me.

When we began discussing what to dine on this evening, she says to me, "How about we have something for dinner that starts with a 'p' and ends with an 'a' and isn't pasta?"

I roll my eyes and groan animatedly.

"There is no way a single pea is going to feed all three of us!"

^^She ^^laughed ^^harder ^^at ^^that ^^than ^^any ^^of ^^my ^^previous ^^corny ^^jibes, ^^so ^^I ^^thought ^^I'd ^^share...

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👤︎ u/Chambadon
📅︎ Aug 03 2014
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My dad's funeral plans

I want piñatas at my funeral so people can be happy, but filled with bees so they're not too happy.

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📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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