A list of puns related to "Piñata"
I don’t have a piñata hanging in my basement
IT was hard.
I thought to myself, Hispanic buying.
It was a real hit
People always get hit on
When we began discussing what to dine on this evening, she says to me, "How about we have something for dinner that starts with a 'p' and ends with an 'a' and isn't pasta?"
I roll my eyes and groan animatedly.
"There is no way a single pea is going to feed all three of us!"
^^She ^^laughed ^^harder ^^at ^^that ^^than ^^any ^^of ^^my ^^previous ^^corny ^^jibes, ^^so ^^I ^^thought ^^I'd ^^share...
I want piñatas at my funeral so people can be happy, but filled with bees so they're not too happy.
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