A list of puns related to "Pennsylvania Turnpike"
Ok. So let me set the stage. We're on the Pennsylvania Turnpike and I see a sign that says Mt. Nebo. I said....
Me: "Do you know that Mt. Nebo has a twin mountain that's small, a little higher and a little pointier?"
Kids: "No"
Me: "Yeah... it's called Mt. Elbow"
Me: "HAH!"
Kids: "groan"
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