Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins?

'Cos they can't get the wrapper off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uselesstosser
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2023
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Why can’t a penguin fly

Cause it’s a chocolate biscuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2021
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Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?

The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadgerEatCheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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