"No I haven't... I got milk for the baby!"
Family feudalism
“Ma’llard”
You fucking count
surf and turf
BONUS: What do you call a sick roman emperor?
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Julius Sneezer
Your situation is feudal
Because he found them revolting
Their actions were revolting.
he didnt want to go serfing again
But today he ran over 5 Miles
Let us not forget on this day in 1485 King Cole (of nursery rhyme fame) made a decree about farming. It seems that the peasants had used too much farmland for cabbages and there was not many other vegetables. The farmers soon got in all their cabbage crops, and had a great abundance. They found if they sliced and shredded the cabbage it took up less space to store. This decree is now known as "Coles law".
One day, Melon met a girl named Cantaloupe. She was very sweet to him. They fell in love quickly, but his father didn’t approve because she was a peasant. You see, the king wanted Melon to marry the princess of Veggieland, Broccoli. The king banned Melon and Cantaloupe from seeing each other ever again.
However, the young lovers were determined to see each other. Every Sunday, Cantaloupe snuck into Melon’s room. They would stay up till midnight with each other. This went on for many years.
Meanwhile, the king was arranging Melon’s marriage with Broccoli. He was prepared to pay every expense to make the wedding excellent for PR. However, the night before Melon was to be married, the king found out about his meeting with Cantaloupe! He made Melon swear a Royal Oath—an unbreakable promise—to marry Broccoli the next day and never see Cantaloupe again after that.
That night, when Cantaloupe visited, Melon admitted what had happened. She begged him to run off with her and get married, but he refused.
“I love you, but I swore a Royal Oath. I’m sorry, dear, but I Cantaloupe.”
Christmas peasants.
Call Dad
Dad: Hey. What's up?
Me: Not much. Just got out of class.
Dad: You peasant. You have no class.
We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800's in Sicily.
Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?
Teacher: Well that's a mean thing to say.
