A list of puns related to "Passing lane"
I was driving along a remote highway on vacation and saw a sign that said "6 passing lanes next 35 miles", and seriously wondered why they would bother telling me about them when they were so far away.
We just got out of a construction zone and we were able to get into the passing lane to go faster. He mentioned that we had to go around this guy with a horse trailer. I could barely keep a straight face as I told him, "Yea, you would think with all of that horsepower, he would go faster." I couldn't stop giggling like a madwoman. He just looked at me like I was an idiot.
If I pass you on the right lane, you're not in the right lane!
My dad and I were driving toward my house and we passed Upson lane. Without really thinking about it I said "oh there's Upson" and he said "what's Upson?" and I replied "not much dad what's up with you?"
He didn't find it nearly as amusing as I did. I thought you guys might appreciate it like I did.
Edit: typo
I was at work riding around with my coworker and buddy, he's married and already an old pervert at 29. We were driving down the interstate in traffic and looking at hot girls as we drive, we get into the far right lane, to where I have nothing but trees to my side. He says, "damn man that chick was hot" as a car passes by and I replied, "I ain't got any bitches but I've got a few birtches over here!" And cracked up. We work for a stump grinding company, this is an onion joke!
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