Did you go to the construction party?
Why didn't the Skeleton go to the Halloween Party?
He had no body to go with.
Why couldn’t the fungus go to the party?
A pod of porpoises moved into the harbor near my town. So, me and my friends decided to go camping on the beach to check it out. We brought beer for us and some raw fish to feed the pod. Everybody had a great time. You could say it was a party
for all in tents and porpoises.
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?
Because they love a tight seal!
Chicken pox parties are for kids. Adults go to a shingles bar.
Why did the Walrus go to a Tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.
A friend of mine just got her wisdom teeth taken out but still wants to go to a party tonight
My dad drinks too much at parties and starts yelling racial epithets and my mom rushes to get him to go home...
She knows it's time to leave when he starts slurring his words.
Where do skeletons go to party
Anywhere as long as it’s a hip joint
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
I met a snooty dude at a party in Boston, and I asked him “Did you go to Harvard?”
He said, “Yale”.
I said, “I SAID, DID YOU GO TO HARVARD?”
Why did the cheese go to the party? Because he was looking for a Gouda time.
Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party?
He had no-BODY to go with.
About the time I dressed up as a harp to go to a costume party
Another party attendee challenged me, saying "no way is your costume a harp".
I replied, ">!So, are you calling me a lyre?!<"
On the 31st of December whilst leaving home to go to a New Years Party, your dad says ...
I convinced my wife to go to the Xmas party as Sherlock and Watson...
She didn't think it was very Christmassy until I sang that "I'll be Holmes for Christmas..."
I really didn't want to go to the Star Wars party
But my friends are very forceful
Where do fancy apples go to for a party?
Why is it good to go to your friend's birthday party?
It's good to give them your presence.
Where do zombies go to party?
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun guy.
Did you go to the candle party?
Why doesn't Moby Dick go to parties he is invited to?
because he never checks his ish-mail.
Anybody go to the donut party?
I heard it was jam packed
Why don't wild pigs go to parties?
My mother asked me to pick up chocolate coins for the kids on the way to her Hanukkah party. When the store on my route didn't have any and I showed up with regular chocolate, she started crying and begged me to go back out to a different store.
I yelled, "No mom! I'm so sick of your gelt trips!"
I asked John McEnroe if I could go to his fancy dress party as a Harry Potter character.
He replied, "You can not be Sirius".
Where do sore throats go to party?
Where do ghosts go to party on Halloween?
Anywhere that they can get sheet faced.
My Dad's go-to party joke
"What do you get when you cross Elton John and a saber-tooth tiger?
...I dunno, but keep it away from your ass!"
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
He had no body to go with
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?
He wanted to find a tight seal
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
He didn't have the guts to go.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party ?
He had no body to go with!!
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?
Why did the Skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with
Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware party?
Cause he was looking for a tight seal.
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