A list of puns related to "Parkers"
The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."
He uses his spider census.
But I just call him Web MD.
Mary Jane
He originally had dreams of being a web designer
She cut off ties to spite her man.
The web...
He's ashy.
With great power comes great response ability
So that they can have two "Monopoly"s
Or you could say the peter parker, spied a man.
Theyβre parallel Parkers.
Peter Parker.
Pita Parker
Peta Parker
Peter Parker: Sorry i was late, i was doing stuff. MJ: Im stuff Peter Parker: omg MJ NOOO! Tony Stark: laughing Pete, your girlfriend is awesomesauce Dad: hi stuff, im dad
One could say I'm a hardcore parker.
A spider.
He was a tearable Parker.
In a super bowl
^^^^^^yaaaaay...
The guy puts down the beer and runs away. Spidey picks up the beer to take it back to the store, but he pauses. In a moment of weakness, he takes the beer home for himself.
That's how Peter Parker pinched a pack of pilfered Pilsners.
Harry Osborne: "It's been 10 years. What have you been up to?"
Peter Parker: "I do some web design"
Made me laugh quite a bit. Can't remember if it was in the film or not, but here it is in the trailer.
Peter Parker.
Peter Parker.
Hi, I'm Peter the Parker.
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