Paras Puns

A list of puns related to "Paras"

Did you know? 'para' is Spanish for
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👤︎ u/diggitydingdong
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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I have sex daily

Edit: I have dyslexia*

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👤︎ u/killtrevor
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Holy shit! Wtf has happened to this sub?
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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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What do you call a ghost that follows Instaram meme pages

ParaNormie

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👤︎ u/wrldoasis
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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If there's no gambling in heaven...

... why do they call it para-dice?

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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Here's one in spanish

UNO.

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👤︎ u/hormonella
📅︎ Feb 19 2017
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I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.

I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”

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👤︎ u/tacobob3831
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why is there no Acetaminophen in the jungle?

Because the paracetamol.

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👤︎ u/lostintheunderflow
📅︎ Mar 16 2014
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