Meeting famous YouTube stars at PAX East calls for all the puns...
Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
What do you call a Mom who tells Dad jokes?
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
People reprimanded me for telling dad jokes without having children,
I apologized, it was Faux pa
"Son, do you think we should find an expert to guide us in our trek up Mt. Everest?"
A little known fact was that Bruce Lee came very close to being the spokesman for Burger King.
He really loved the whap-pa!
I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.
I feel like a father figure now.
Dad birthdays are always improper...
All the gifts are addressed “Faux Pas”
My French uncle Francois was a TERRIBLE father.
What does the hulk wear to bed?
My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...
He's a got a faux pas now
The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
PSA: It is inappropriate to make dad jokes if you’re not a dad.
Is it acceptable for a non-dad to post a joke here?
Or would that be a faux pa?
Just talked to an old friend the other day
He was saying he was going to visit his parents. I asked why he needed to drive to Boston and Philly and he said “To see MA and PA.”
My brother just had twins so I invited him to join the group.
I never knew making socially awkward comments was such an important part of playing golf...
But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"
How do you wake Lady Gaga up?
Pa pa pa poke her face pa pa poke her face.
Which animals are the easiest to embarass?
If you're not a father but tell a dad joke...
Are you a faux pas?
(My 12 year old daughter came up with that!)
I often make mistakes telling Dad jokes.
This one is in spanish, but I’ll translate also!!
¿Qué dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?
“¡PA’CA! ¡PA’CA!”
English:
What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?
“Over here! Over here!”
(“Pa’ca” means “over here” in colloquial Spanish)
(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)
I like celebrating Fathers' Day, but I'm not a dad.
I guess I'm just a faux pas.
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
Because he spends years at C!
I tell dad jokes but I’m not actually a father...
I tell dad jokes but I don't have any kids.
What do you call a Mom who tells Dad jokes?
Never tell a Dad Joke if you're not a Dad
I am not a dad, so I can’t tell dad jokes
To do so would be a faux pa...
It's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad
I made a dad joke, and I'm not a dad
Does this make me a faux pa?
If you tell a dad joke without being a father...
Would that be considered a faux Pa?
If you tell dad jokes but have no kids...
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids.
What do you call a person who makes dad jokes but has no kids?
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
[Serious] I like to tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids.
If you tell a dad joke without having any kids
Trump is going out, not with a bang, but...
I am not really a Dad......
So, I guess my Dad jokes are faux pa.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
You shouldn't make dad jokes if you don't have kids.
It's a faux pa.
I'll see myself out.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you are not a dad .
I tell dad jokes but I don't have any kids
I tell dad jokes but I don't have any kids...
What do you call someone who tells Dad jokes, but isn't a Dad?
I tell a lot of dad jokes, but I don't have kids.
I guess that makes me a faux pas.
what do you make when you tell a dad joke even though you're not a dad?
I like telling dad jokes even though I'm not a dad.
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