I was group messaging both my parents.
me: the Smithsonian panda cam is back up
dad: I'm just absolutely thrilled.
me: you should be
mom: unlike your father, I am very happy
dad: Katie (my mom's name), you're just panda-ring to her.
After neither my mom nor I responded to the joke, he continued with: nobody liked by punda
He eats shoots and leaves.
This? Bears repeating.
They now call him Potato.
An embarrassement.
None, they have bear feet.
There was mass panda-monium.
Because he could only eat bam BOOOOO!
I've been bamboozled!
Feed it bambooze.
Because all he does is eats, shoots and leaves
You just got bamboozled.
...Guess you could say the zoo keeper got bamboozled!
That’s why it’s called a “Pandemic”.
Everyone knows a panda eats shoots and leaves.
A pandamic.
You just don't get surprised, you also get bamboozled
You bamboozle them
”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
Then it could be the panda Mick of 2020.
Bamboozled!
Their Bam-boo.
It's panda-moan-ium.
Because it causes pandemix
It causes a panda-monium
He goes up to the bartender and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then takes out a gun, shoots the piano player, and goes to walk out.
The bartender says what the heck are you doing?
I'm a panda. It's what I do. Look it up.
So the bartender gets out his dictionary. You know, for settling bets. You didn't have a problem with the piano player, just go with it.
So, sure enough, there it is in the dictionary.
Panda bear, noun. Not a true bear, eats shoots and leaves.
I've been bamboozled!
Po-ems
There was complete pandamonium
Needless to say... he was bamboozled
...but I keep finding all of these MSGs in my fortune cookies.
In order to spell Panda, all you need is p and a.
”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
