I was gonna tell a joke about Sodium, Bromine, and Oxygen...

But everyone was like β€œNa BrO.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pauly_pasqually
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2021
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A climber accidentally dropped his oxygen tank while enjoying the view on top of Mount Everest.

It was quite a breathtaking view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beginnerer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Oxygen Plant or something, idk I'm not into technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clark__Cant
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Did you know that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating?

OMg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What Do You Call a Russian with Low Blood/Oxygen Content?

Hammer and Sickle Cell Anemic!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Oxygen called her Mom to tell her she was marrying Magnesium.

Her Mom shouted "OMg!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I was recently burgled. They took my life preserver, my AED and my portable oxygen tank.

It was my entire life savings,

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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There's a new film about oxygen that's coming out soon, but there's no date.

I wonder when it will air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An1meK1TTEN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen

You can call it a chemis-tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wergio256
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_eat_crayon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen

My life savings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanual3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitHODL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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BrO before HO
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket

"Do you wanna see how far I can kick that bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurtCocane
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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This achievement in Oxygen Not Included
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukub5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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When oxygen and magnesium went on a date , I said

"OMG"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoreceptic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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0mg?! You gotta be sheeting me Doc!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphadragoon89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Which artery does not push oxygenated blood?

The pullmonary artery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teh-eart-iz-flet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I'm addicted to oxygen.

I tried to stop, but within a minute I was feeling blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscarjt10
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.

They want him to make its O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Did you hear that oxygen and potassium met with an accidental yesterday?

Don't worry, they're OK now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igi23295
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Oxygen Potassium, Nickel Cerium.

https://preview.redd.it/qi5e052oo0031.png?width=795&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7868549104490e4c7506a259f752230ed9f6093

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoryFish23
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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How does a chemist laugh? Helium helium helium oxygen magnesium.

HeHeHe OMg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhpXp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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What happens when you cut the oxygen supply to the king

There will be no air to the throne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salzak96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Can someone help me?

I just bought some water from IKEA but all I got were two canisters of hydrogen and one canister of oxygen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falknorRockman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Me: Yo bro, can you tell me the chemical symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Friend: NaBrO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjaminear3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I didn't know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!

OK boomer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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If we breathe oxygen during the day what do we breathe at night

Nightrogen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swag-master9000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I had a date with Oxygen the other night. To get ready, she used an

Air conditioner

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Have you heard about new Oxygen mints?

They’re a breath of fresh air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditemptionTY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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If H20 is water, what's H2O4?

Drinking silly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyzeus3891
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call hydrogen with more than 2 oxygen atoms

H2hoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tofarfi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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ye

Can Nitrogen marry Oxygen? NO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ames_o
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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"My Dad's dying wish was to have his family around him, I cant help but think he'd of been better off with more oxygen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry_Daniel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas_Wookiee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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When I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating

I was like OMg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating,

I was like OMg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dellquaydory
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

it went OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnnx3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I have a joke about oxygen and potassium.

It’s OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Oxygen went on a date with potassium

It was OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Etrail123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are going out!

I was like "OMg!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexc1000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Yesterday I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out

I was like OMg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonBran
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium got together?

OMg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/novaengr22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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