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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamSike2K2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you call bread that overflows from the pan

A containment brioche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fudgey-the-whale
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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The puns overflow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Data_Guy_Here
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur that is overflowing with pride?

Egosaurus

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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At a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.

β€œNervous?” asked the interviewer.

β€œNo. I always give 110%”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunyyan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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I went to a job interview and filled my cup up with water until it overflowed

My interviewer said, β€œWoah there, are you nervous” I cooly replied, β€œI’m not nervous, I just always give 110 percent.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skimboorder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...

I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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I'm a dad and I was paying for my groceries when...

a university student was packing her overflowing backpack with her own purchases. She got everything in, except for a baguette and a bunch of leeks, the latter sticking out of her pack through an opening in the zipper.

I just couldn't help myself.

"Your backpack is leaking".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shnoopie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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Got my roommate after he took out the bins

Our bins had been overflowing for weeks and neither of us wanted to take them out. One day I get home from work to find the bins emptied. My roommate says "I ended the bin Cold War"

And my reply was "Well I guess that makes you Garbagechev"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TahMan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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There once was a man.....

There once was a man who had a job driving a passenger train between two large towns. It could be a very dull job to some, but as the old saying goes, one man's trash is another's gold; he wanted to be a railroad man since he was a boy.

He was a wiz behind the controls of the train, and commanded the 15 car vehicle effortlessly as if he had been born to do the job. He prided himself on the fact that he could bend the rules and speed through curves and grades that made other motormen shiver and back off.

One day however, he wasn't so lucky and came round a bend too fast and derailed his train. He backed off the throttle and braked as much as he could, managing to only have one fatality out of 500 passengers on his train.

Months later there was a trial and he was found guilty of manslaughter in the highest degree, a capital offence in that land, and sentenced to die by electric chair. Punishment came swift, unlike most places, and 3 days after sentencing the former railroader was asked for his last meal.

"I'll have a banana," "Just a single banana?" said the perplexed guard. "The warden will grant you a feast and all you want is that?"

"Just a single banana." he said.

After he downed the fruit, he was strapped into the electric chair an hour later.... The warden hit the switch, lights flickered, and the crackle of electricity could be heard for over a minute...

...but our train jockey instead rose from the chair looking more like he got a stiff massage, rather than be put to death! Well in that nation, the law of the land states that if a man somehow survives being put to death, they must be set free...

...And so it came to pass that our engineer was let go...

And for whatever reason, he got his job back!

So he was back railroading again doing the job that he loved. You'd think he'd have been more cautious with this second chance he'd been given, but you'd also be wrong. Speedy Gonzales with a train license decided to gun his locomotive to hard and send it off the tracks again!

Of course, this time he was tried for the same crime, but at a different time (his was a fair commonwealth and double indemnity was simply unheard of!) So fair was their nation, that the jury came up with the same judgement and punishment. So three days later, when asked for his last meal, the engineer simply said "I'll have 2 bananas..."

Not less than 60 minutes after consuming the last morsel was he strapped into the chair and the switch thrown... And....

NOTHING.

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onmugen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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My boyfriend just came into the room

"I don't know if it was the 250 pound shit I just took but the toilet almost overflowed."

me: blink

Boyfriend, "I just plunged the shit out of the toilet."

me: giggling hysterically

Him: looks at me like I've lost my mind.

Me: giggling

Him: lighbulb!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breathesgirl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2016
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Cracked a dad joke on the most appropriate day: my dad's birthday

Preface: My dad, mom, and I went out to eat mexican food. Like we usually do, we order a huge platter of nachos and demolish the whole thing. Surely we are full even before our main course arrives. We all ordered combination platters that consisted of, burritos, enchiladas, and tacos which were overflowing with lettuce that no one except for my mom wanted to eat. My mom kept on nagging my dad and I to eat the lettuce so that it would lighten us up and make us feel less full:

Mom (for the 10th time): You boys should eat your lettuce. Come on now.

Me: Mom lettuce be!

Immediately my mom cringed and groaned, while my dad, after repeating the joke, gave a hearty chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadsspaghetti
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2014
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