25 emails between me (film producer) and Jason (my props master) over the course of making my film RUN (on Hulu now!)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sevohanian
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Did you hear about the Tesla on auto-pilot that tried to run over a cop?

It was charged with battery

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pikindaguy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you call Batman and Robin after getting run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Boy_Noodlez
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What do you call a junkie who got run over?

A crackhead

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dullbrowny
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Every morning after I get out of the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over.

Itโ€™s a vicious cycle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What did the dad say after getting run over by an 18 wheeler?

Iโ€™ve never been more tired in my life!

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Whenever my sprinter friend runs a race, he leans over and pretends to vomit

It's a running gag

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/joy3111
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So I was driving when I see a woman run over a poor rabbit. I stopped immediately to render assistance.

I notice the woman is hysterical and the rabbit, well let's just say he's had better days.
I think to myself "Can I render first aid ? "
Then it hits me, I can fix this.
I go to the boot of my car and grab a can of spray. So I spray this onto the rabbit and sure as shit he jumps up and hops away.

As he is hopping away every ten steps he stops looks backs and waves at us !
He repeats this until he eventually was out of sight.

The women then asks me "what was that can of spray you used?"

I look and it is hair restorer with a permanent wave.

I wish to add no Rabbits were harmed in the telling of this story

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AustralianGroan
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My sexual partner got run over by a road roller

Now sheโ€™s my flat-mate.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jlionbad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Every morning on my way to work, the same bike comes and tries to run me over.

Itโ€™s a vicious cycle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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What kind of truck runs over your feet?

A toe truck

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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What's worse than seeing a spider run over your pillow?

Hearing it run over your pillow...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Virruhalittmer
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A train conductor runs over a person

He goes to court and is sentenced to death by the electric chair. Before going to the chair he asks for a banana, it is given to him and he sits down in the chair, the operator presses the button and... The chair does nothing, so he is let free. The next day he runs over two people, he once again is sentenced to death but this time he asks for two bananas. He is given them, when the operator presses the button, the chair does nothing, so he is set free once more. The next day he runs over three people, he is sentenced to death a third time but the operator says to him, no more bananas, this time you will die. So he sits down on the electric chair and the operator presses the button, but nothing happens, so for the final time, he is set free. Later he tells his friend, "it wasn't about the bananas, I'm just a bad conductor"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheVampireQueen7
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Getting run over really takes the energy out of me.

It makes me tired

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GeneralPurposeHuman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I was saddened to learn that my cousin was run over by a boat in Venice today.

I sent his family my Gondolences.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Eyetalianman
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My foot was run over by a rental car

Hertz

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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A dad gets run over by a truck

The dad lies there in his last moment. The only thing that is going through his head is a โ€œGoodyearโ€. He looks up at his wife who is holding his hand. In his dying breath, he says, Iโ€™m โ€œtired.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/countryboyathome
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?

Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AmarSB2001
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Just got run over by a guy in a wheelchair

He must wheelie hate me (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jorgeDVM
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Why did the nazi got run over?

Because he did nazi that comings.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AGuyInInternet
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06 2019
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My dad's amazing driving advice to my sister: "I can replace any mailbox you hit. If you collide with a cop car, I've got a good attorney. If you run over a nun, God will forgive you. But if you hit my truck, you better leave the f***ing country."
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iwillhavethat
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My mom got run over by a milk truck.

Creamed her.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/justakansan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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What did the crow say when his friend got run over by a hit and run driver?

Caw the Cawps!

Backstory - my daughter woke up this morning telling me about her nightmare - I was driving her down a road, and kept running over crows in the road, she would look back and would see crows mourning over their friends. We had to keep driving back and forth through the same road because we kept forgetting something at home, along the way running over more crows.

I told her this joke, she didn't think it was too funny. My other daughter thought it was funny though. Now she keeps walking around saying "Caaaaw the caaaaaawps" in a high crowy voice. I'll regret telling her the joke by the end of the day.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jellyjack
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What did the man say after getting his foot run over by a truck full of shampoo products?

"L'Orรฉal!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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I was almost run over by a train as I was walking to school today

It was very freightening

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HairyBaIIs007
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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I called my dad to tell him that I'd run over a bird with my car.

"Wow," he said, "You must have been flying."

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A man sees a celebrity he admires on the street and runs over to him...

A man sees a celebrity he admires on the street and runs over to him but doesnโ€™t take the hint that the celebrity wants to be alone and is irritable. After about 10 minutes of following him and shouting at him the man yells, โ€œI love this guy, heโ€™s the shit!โ€ The celebrity finally has enough and punches the man in the face... And thatโ€™s when the shit hit the fan

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Delsincameback
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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A man runs somebody over while driving...

...and gets out of the car immediately to see if the pedestrian is alright.

Driver: "I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" Pedestrian: "I'm fine, I just feel a little tired now"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ACnut
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What does a lobster have in common with a Pakistani who has been run over by a truck?

They are both crustaceans.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/26Jona26
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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What does a duck say when it gets run over by an avocado truck?

Guac, guac!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/beeber_g
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

โ€œCurses! Foil again!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/winnieismydog
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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What do a crab, a lobster, and a Japanese guy run over in the middle of the road all have in common?

They're all Crushed-Asians!

(Crustaceans)

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if you get run over by a boat..

would you have a wake?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MulchyPotatoes
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Have you ever run over your foot with a vacuum?

It sucks.

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Dad just dropped this one over the phone... "If an electric company was run by children what would it be called?"

"national kid"

My brother in the background loudly cringes from overdose of Dad

Me: "Did you write that one Dad?"

"yeah"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Idodrunkthings
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Did you hear about the man who was run over by a car?

I hear he was a little tired.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WolfFarwalker
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What do you call Batman and Robin after theyโ€™ve been run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mountainspringH20
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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