Orion (constellation) Puns

A list of puns related to "Orion (constellation)"

I went to a constellation themed restaurant named Orion's Belt.

I give it 3 stars

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👤︎ u/Amphibatron
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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The constellation Orion's Belt is a waist of space.

That was a terrible joke. I rate it 3 stars.

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👤︎ u/Strange_Bedfellow
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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There's a meteor shower tonight in the constellation Orion.

I'm Sirius.

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👤︎ u/nemomnemosyne
📅︎ Oct 20 2012
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An Astronomy Lesson

One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the “Seven Sisters”. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.

No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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Orion's Belt is a waist of space

I give it three stars.

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👤︎ u/adventuremama
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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