4 Hilarious Opis Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did Andy Griffith say when he caught his son taking drugs?

"Opie, um..."

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📅︎ Feb 07 2021

The first time they ever met, my dad blindsided my mom with this prophetic alphabet dad joke.

So my dad's name is Jay and my mom's name is Kay. The first time they were introduced, it was obvious their names were destined for dad joke immortality:

Mom's friend: Jay, this is my friend Kay! I thought you two should meet!

Mom: Hi.

Dad: Ya know, if we get married and have kids... we could name them Ellie, Emmie, and Opie. We could eat alphabet cereal for breakfast and alphabet soup for dinner! :) ;)

Mom: ..... uh..

30 years later and they did get married, and did get their "Emmie"! (my sister's name is Emily)

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👤︎ u/Egdirdle

📅︎ Oct 26 2015

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Ron Howard has started a pizza chain exclusively for Redditors.

It’s called— Opie delivers.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 12 2018

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I really hope Ron Howard does an AMA and that he promises somebody something...

...just so I can leave the comment "surely Opie will deliver"

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👤︎ u/waltpsu

📅︎ Jan 03 2014

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