My wife was telling me about the baby name Ophelia.

I said "I feel ya"

She laughed and groaned all at once

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JordanMichael08
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2015
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My girlfriend's a theatre major. We like to swap dadjokes.

Last night, 12:30AM:

What did Hamlet say to Ophelia when she made a bad joke?

"Get thee to a punnery!"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2014
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