Oncom Puns

A list of puns related to "Oncom"

I got in a car accident with a snow man and wanted to warn oncoming traffic

So I put out some snow cones.

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👤︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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Another grandpa joke

20 years ago Grandpa was driving us home, at night, on a country road when the headlights of an approaching car appeared in the distance. Lifting his arm up, pointing at the oncoming vehicle, he asked:

  • Do you think I can fit through the gap between those two motorcycles?
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👤︎ u/DashcamWarriors
📅︎ Aug 04 2015
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